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Tactical Pith Helmet

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  1. What's got loads of balls and fucks rabbits? A shotgun...
  2. I can't believe I've been sacked from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in!
  3. You'll have to get a lot of du ban GI in next year @Impulse!
  4. I've never been any good at haggling. I've paid the price, I can tell you.
  5. I've been told to stop drinking milk. I've tested various substitutes with tea, coffee, custard, muesli, porridge, cereals and on their own. Soya, almond, oat etc. My favourite is the Bailey's.
  6. Welcome. I tune Weihrauchs for a hobby too. I have a 77 on the bench atm. I'll wager my arthritis tablets that you've a few games in you as yet.
  7. I've become a Jehovas Bystander. It's like being a Jehovas Witness but for people who don't want to get involved.
  8. I was talking about this very question a few games ago. I gave a chap my CYMA 040to hold and he thought that it was the LCT. I don't think that he would have mistaken the rif with both side by side, but the CYMA is solid. Where are you? If you are ten minutes up the road from someone on here I'm sure that they will let you have a fondle.
  9. My Boss has threatened to sack the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me...
  10. Changing more than one component at a time makes problem solving extremely difficult. Mosfet fitted - test. Motor changed - test again. Add 11.1 and test. If you want more development after that, it's exponentially more work.
  11. Lost my job on the bins due to alcoholism. I kept falling off the wagon.
  12. I've a CYMA AK74. It's one of the metal bodied versions. Really solid rif. My lad has a CM 0.48 AKM from CYMA. It's really solid out of the box, but you can feel the weight difference between it and the E&L. Unless you fancy teching it, and someone more knowledgeable than me recommended a particular model for technical reasons, I would be happy with the CYMA.
  13. You get the same 'toy' in the avocado again and again. I've got a good joke about trickle down economics; but 99% of you won't get it.
  14. Think of Kinder Eggs. Uncle Bob came across a photo of his mother in law last night. Aunt Alice hasn't talked to him since...
  15. I'd be interested if you do sell. I won't say that and then suggest a value! Good for a Chechen loadout.
  16. Another wooden ball! Would it kill the makers of avocado to have other toys?
  17. The lad forgot to pack my rifle once. Whole day with my £10 single shot 18BB magazine last resort spare DE shotgun that I keep in my gunbag. Still had fun though. FWIW I always keep a spare set of DPM in the van JIC of unexpected downpour. The smock may come in handy if you break down on a rainy/chilly night too.
  18. Dave walked in the pub with a black eye tonight. 'How did that happen?' I asked. 'The Mrs asked if I wanted her to fix a threesome up,' he replied. 'How did that lead to a black eye?' I asked. 'I asked her to call her mum and her sister.'
  19. I've three or four metal CYMAs*. They are great out of the box. I've bought Mrs TPH one for Xmas as she fancied the side folder with stubby barrel. *(This may be a deliberate under estimate 😉 )
  20. Glad your enjoying the regular frustrations of pew life with intensive retail therapy mate. You can get side mount plates for AKs that rivet/screw on to a receiver. You could flatten the existing broken bits and Araldite one on (or do it vaguely properly anyhow). Ant Supplies have them from memory. Don't be cruel and film your brother only to post on here for God's sake...
  21. I still owe money to Clinton, Gates, Murray & Oddie. I'm really struggling to pay my Bills.
  22. A Yorkshireman goes into a vets. "It's me cat veterinary. It's piss smells rotten" "Is it a tom?" "No, it's in this basket."
  23. 'Say what you like, crucifixion gets you out into the open air.'
  24. The Bayeux Tapestry is not historically accurate. The whole story has been embroidered!
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