Tactical Pith Helmet

Think I gave about £8 for both. They work well enough that I've had the holster as my regular skirmish rig forever and the lad has nicked the mag pouch.

Just what I need; another rif to consider and order after a few beers... Sort of thanks. 😉

Just checked, I think that that holster has the similar markings as my knock off 1911 holster. The logo and serial number have rubbed/worn off mine though. They must have been embossed rather than impressed. The mag pouches are definitely a better design than mine though. Israel has a plastics industry for sure, and a genuine IMI holster is a well made piece of kit I imagine. If it is it has to be worth considerably more to someone.

A group of friends are on a boozy girls night. 'I call my husband the dentist. He gives me a right good drilling.' 'I call mine the miner. He's got a lovely shaft.' 'I call mine the postman. He comes late and often in the wrong box.'

Uncle Bob 'I saw a flock of cows today.' Aunt Janet: 'Herd of cows.' Uncle Bob 'Of course I have. They go moo.'

Get yourself a high torque motor, aftermarket barrel, ml hop rubber and nub, and a ZCI rotary hop chamber. Fit them to your G&G.

Two mice are walking down the pavement. A beautiful woman passes them. The first mouse says “Wow! Did you see the ass on her?!” The other mouse responds “It was nice, but I’m a titmouse myself.”

I've used one of these for a couple of months: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/264729488116?var=564547443320 Bloody rubbish really. Thin material and weak zips that you have to be very careful with. Probably too small for you anyhow. Does the job for now then and extremely cheap. Anyone any recommendations on make for a decent bag? Sports type bag would be best. I've a feeling that I'll need a new one soonish.

My pet rat has a wooden leg. He's a pi-rat.

Don't be unkind. He's coloured that in quite well and avoided going to too close to the edges. Felt tips are not easy things to use.

I went to an AA meeting once. I was disgusted to discover that all of them were alcoholics. I cancelled my membership and joined the RAC instead!

The newer R8 is an amazing bit of kit all round, and pretty popular considering the price. There were bolt malfunction issues with the earlier R93 apparently. The lockup failed in a few rather nasty incidents.

You can get a straight pull spring SVD for airsoft.

It does come with 10k of Bulldog BBs though.

A mate who runs shows has seen a drop in footfall. I simply don't think that there is much spare cash around for a variety of reasons. Luckily, I think that we are like alcoholics unaffected by the minimum unit pricing. It's too late for us to kick the pew habit now. They'll have to pry our rifs from our cold stiff hands, all the heating money squandered on running around the woods in fancy dress.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.

I wouldn't blame the weather exclusively. I noticed lower numbers all summer and autumn. It was dry this year until late October. Pre Rona, my local site was pre-booking to avoid too many players turning up. Numbers were nowhere near that level this summer on the few occasions that I did one day games. Several regular faces have dropped out for certain.

You can have a great game 5 v 5 with the right set up/rules. Hope they sort the site for the reduced numbers. One game day a month is crap if it clashes with other things. There does seem to be a drop in player numbers noted in few posts of late.

"You've been late for work three times this week. Do you know what that means?" "It's Wednesday?"

I asked my mate Bo what it's like living in North Korea. He said he can't complain.

On the eve of Brexit, I bought a bulk order from TG. It was a sizeable purchase. Put it this way, I told Mrs TPH that I'd spent £450.00... Among my haul was a JG G3. It cost £73.00.

French fries aren't fried in France. They're fried in grease.

Had to call an ambulance today. A woman was unconscious on the luggage carousel of our local airport. 'Tell me if she comes around,' said the operator. 'She does about every five minutes,' I replied.

My dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espaniol.