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Why hello there, I didn't see you coming. Have you had a nice meal yet? Did you have Green Giant sweetcorn hoping that you'd be a giant one day? Or did you try to be manly by doing the cinnamon challenge? Or are just being a complete arsehole by doing the knife song? A KNIFE IS FOR f*cking CUTTING CAKE AND THEN EATING THE f*cking CAKE Just a general message to stop stupid knife song idiots. Do you look at the sky and imagine My little ponies? I sure do. They are just amazing, lovely and... NO, JUST STFU, PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE MIDGETS, NOT FOR GROWN ASS MEN WHO WANT TO CUDDLE AROUND THE TELLY WITH THEIR DAUGHTERS THAT ARE CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN AND WATCH MY FUDGING LITTLE BALONIES. Enough about that. Wait, do you seriously still, ride that tricycle?! Man, just bin it already! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amvx52YlUb0 AND BREATHE..... So, are you an avid buyer of BB pellets? Yes you are. Do you buy from JBBG? Are you trying to say no? DON'T LIE TO MEH YOU SILLY BOY OF COURSE WE ALL DO! And what do you specifically buy from JBBG? LPEGs? Orange pooped guns? So called "Pro Guns"? Lovely products aren't they? But more specifically, you know that I know that you know that we all know that, we all have this urge in us. We all have this urge...... TO BUY JBBG APPROVED BULLDOG BB PELLETS THAT CLAIM TO HAVE HIGH PERFORMANCE! AND DON'T LIE TO MEH! WE ALL DO! WE LOVE 'EM! But have you noticed recently that they are quite inaccurate? Do they curve off to the left or right often? I know, they are starting to be a huge let down now. So what is happening to them is what you want to know. That's why i'm here to find out for you! So, one ordinary day, I went to my locals to buy some good, trust worthy JBBG Bulldogs like we all do and I bought a tub of 5000 .20g BB pellets! That will be plenty to last for a while! Sooooo! This is what they claim about their Bulldogs: These 0.20g 6mm Bulldog BB Pellets have been designed to optimise the performance of all Airsoft BB Guns including; Co2 operated, Airsoft BB Guns with Hop Up, Shotguns, Single shot Rifles, most good quality entry level BB Guns and High end (AEG) Electric Rifles. These BB Pellets are calibrated and have a smooth polished surface, with no ridges or imperfections making this product the best you can buy for your 6mm Arsoft BB Gun. Sounds very appealing eh? Smooth..... polished surface.... with.... no... ridges... or.... imperfections...... I'm sure you'd love that with your Mrs. But the fact is, they claim to be the best bb pellets for your gun which we have all believed for some time. But let me show you this.... As soon as you look at that picture, you think, "Hmmmm, that is a highly polished standard JBBG Bulldog pellet with no seams or imperfections what so ever and I swear on my life that this is true." Yes, that is true on the outside of the BB pellet, it does actually look well done aesthetically. But it was time to get the tools out to crack them open. This is my tool to do the job. It is a small multi-tool which can be hooked to your keyring and has 12 functions and as you can all see, there are a pair of pliers and cutters in the middle. On the right side, as you can see, there is a nail filer, scissors and 2 screw drivers. And on the left side, you can see a can opener with a flat head screw driver on it, another flat head screw driver, this "prod" thingy which I don't know, and another can opener with a rather sharp point at the end maybe for box and letter opening. So I used the pliers to break the bb pellet open and get ready to see the inevitable for you JBBG Bulldog loving fans. LOOK! SEE THERE?! THAT IS CLEARLY A MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT THERE! SOMETHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE! Are you in denial? You're probably thinking, "Nawwww, that's just 1 bb pellet, I'm pretty sure the best brand for BB pellets which is Bulldog would make a mistake once in a while, no need to worry." BUT WAIT! HERE IS ANOTHER ONE! THAT IS CLEARLY ANOTHER MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF THE BB PELLET! And you are definitely thinking, "This can't be! The best brand for BB pellets has imperfections on their products?! No.... THIS CANNAE BE! THIS CANNAE BE!!!!!!" WELL, It's all true! They claim it to be the best but there are imperfections. This doesn't mean that most of their BB pellets are imperfections, I mean, what I mean to say was, THEY ARE ALL IMPERFECTIONS, THEY CONTAIN THE SWINE FLU! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BURN IT ALL! And I know, this may be all of a sudden to you. Hush, I know how you feel. You spent all of your life savings to buy 5000 tubs of Bulldog BB pellets and you now know they are unreliable. There, there. I know what this means to you. YOU GOTTA BURN 'EM ALL YA SILLEH BOY! So that is why I'm telling all you heartbroken JBBG loving fans that Bulldog BB pellets are bad. And I know what you are thinking, "So...... *sobs*..... where will... *sniffs*.... I buy BB pellets now... *sniff*.....? Well, what I recommend to all of you, and you all may not know this, but, I recommend you to use BB pellets made by the brand Blaster or ASG. So, you should now know that to never trust what JBBG recommends as you have all done so for the past few years. You all can now move on and buy Blasters. I bid you farewell and happy buying. AND GO TO THE MINING FIELD AND EARN BACK THE MONEY YOU WASTED ON BULLDOGS! *GENERAL ADVERTISEMENT* JustBBguns are now selling superior quality .12g BB pellets. They are better than ever in terms of quality! That's right folks! 0.12g! The best weight of BB pellets for your airsoft gun! They are highly polished and are guaranteed to have maximum performance for your AEG! So come on over and purchase BB pellets from your favourite brand! http://justbbguns.co.uk/product/510/BB-PELLETS/286/.12G-BULLDOG/609/0.12G-5000-NEW-TUB Every £5 you spend will come with a complimentary bag of bullshit. Happy buying folks! *ADVERTISEMENT OVER*

Very scientific.

My latest belt set up. Kit list: TAS Battle Belt WAS tripple shingle WAS double pistol mag pouch WAS dump pouch WAS drop leg panel WAS small utility pouch WAS double 40mm pouch (BFG and smoke) Serpa drop leg with glock19 retention holster Keeping eyes open for a WAS OD PLB belt.

I bought a second hand dell xps a couple of years back and it was rock solid, played everything I threw at it and was easily within your budget. Ebay is a good place to look.

If budget is unlimited and you're happy to be paying nasally for the brand then I'd say yes, go for a Vaio. Or a Dell XPS (and put up with the horrible customer service when it inevitably goes wrong). If budget and performance are your driving factors then Scan and Novatech would be my recommendations. The Novatech i7 based ones around £700 are pretty damn good and I've always had good service from them (we used them for work machines for a while).

The one you linked is much better than a Lenovo Ideapad Z580, regarding specs. I've never heard of 3XS though, so can't comment on anything other than the specs and price. No idea what quality they are or how long they're likely to last. From experience, here's a few brands I'd avoid/look out for; Sony VAIO - I had a Sony VAIO, was my favourite laptop I had. Wasn't the best spec-wise, but build quality and ergonomics, it was amazing. It was also the most expensive I've had. I could play games on it with it being on my bed, without it getting hot and overheating. Reason I got rid of it was because I dropped it and fucked it up. ASUS - Good specs:price ratio, you get more for the same cost as another brand laptop. I'd say poor build quality though, the keyboard/keys were flimsy and the keyboard started to bend inwards in the middle. The speakers went 'rattly' after about a year or so. The subwoofer port stopped working completely, so after just over a year, I returned it to Amazon for a full refund. Toshiba - Had two of these, both the same. Worked well, quite good quality, better than ASUS, worse than Sony VAIO. Bear in mind, these will not survive if you drop them down the stairs, I accidentally tested this twice. HP - Avoid like the plague. My dad had one, my step-dad had one, my brother and sister both had one, my nan and grandad had one. They all, without fail, overheated and fucked the processor within a year. Not the best build quality, no too expensive, but seem to have massive cooling issues. If anyone else wants to go against what I've said, for whatever reason, feel free, this is from my experience, of 1 laptop from each of the brands (apart from Toshiba and HP). Finally, if I was going to get myself another laptop, which I might for Uni, it would definitely be a Sony VAIO.

Check out novatech- I know the people who own the company very well so I'm probably a bit biased but I've never had any issues with their stuff and it's all much better priced than alternatives that i've seen or used and they cater for a variety of budgets. http://www.novatech.co.uk/laptop/gaming/

I do love your writing.

This reminds me, the last time I was at a game, I was approached by a group of posh boys with all the tac. gear, but JBBG guns - in which they were using bulldogs (They sadly had no knowledge any other site existed, and swore by JBBG) Anyway, they were stuck up twats, drowning in multicam,wearing their Air cadet rank slides, bossing everyone around and thinking they were the shiz. In walks a lad with a G&G Top tech M4, they scream out in jealousy, "OMG IS HE USING YELLOW PELLETZ? LOLZOR" Jambwow has created his own airsofter, idiots with too much of daddy's money, no idea about airsoft, or any care about the sport. Their disregard for the sport and other players was proven throughout the day, I heard them discussing how one of them was going to sell his broken gun, as working, for full price to another regular and tell him to f*ck off if he said anything about it. The other shot me, full auto, from 2 ft away, in the groin.

Death. I think if I lived in Australia I'd probably either do paintball or move to another country.

I might just ban everyone who posts in this thread. It's a new rule haha.

I wore these boots for 6 years almost every day while i was in the army. The soles last forever. I still have and use the same pair for airsoft. You do need insoles but everything else is all good. Btw with the extra lace your suppose to have alot extra so you can wrap it around the top of the boot then tie it off in the usual knot