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I make people my bitch professionally a.k.a Self Storage Center acting Assistant Manager.

 

Hoping to supplement my work-life with the TA next year if I can get off my arse and get fit again!

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Doing the whole High School thing ATM, but I'm trying to get a weekend job marshalling at my local airsoft site during Summer after I get back from Canada.

I do get paid by YouTube though, which is about £3-4 each week. It's not a lot.

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Key Account Manager/Project Consultant for an Industrial Automation software company.

 

Before that 20 years doing automation engineering, MoD apprentice prior to that.

 

 

Sales though man, better than working for a living! :)

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Underwater knife fighter

How do you stop the knives getting rusty? :lol:

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Do you wrestle sharks and skullf**k grizly bears on the side?

 

Because if not, you should definitely branch out into these areas!

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I'm a training Deck Officer in the offshore oil industry, and while I have no contract I'm a ground handling agent at a London airport.

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Currently just graduated. 2:2 BEng Automotive Engineering with Honours. Thank god that's all over.

Currently doing agency work. Trying to find a designing job with an automotive company.Overseas would be nice. Japan/Korea/Malaysia.

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Archaeologist or Army Pohotgrapher

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I usually inform people that I'm a gynecologist.....

 

Wow really....

 

Oh yes - I have worked with many pratts - in fact I have worked

with quite a few c*?ts in my time

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My main job at the moment is Major Trauma Clinical Triage Coordinator... got three other jobs as well because I can't stand being bored... ;)

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I'm a qualified crane engineer. I was made redundant a few years ago and took a job in stores on the docks. Best job i've ever had; more holidays, less days a week and double the money i was making on the spanners. :)

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.... Major trauma doesn't get triaged. Come on be honest what do you really do?

 

My role is to assist with the triage of trauma patients to determine if it is major trauma and to arrange for the patient to go to the appropriate hospital :)

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My role is to assist with the triage of trauma patients to determine if it is major trauma and to arrange for the patient to go to the appropriate hospital :)

 

So.....admin then? ;)

 

 

I jest, anyone that works for the NHS is a saint in my book.

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So.....admin then? ;)

 

I will have you know my role is quite a specialist, high pressure role where I monitor the whole emergency calls for the whole of my service, coordinate specialist resources to incidents and liaise with hospitals as well as offering advice to Paramedics...

 

Alright, I admit it... it is a lot of admin... ;)

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Finished my first shift of my first proper job this afternoon. I'm working as a 'Kitchen Porter & Runner', AKA dishwashing boy, floor sweeper and bin man. The work's boring but the pay's good.

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So your a dispatcher?

 

I work alongside the dispatch teams but I don't dispatch... bit more technical than that ;)

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Finished my first shift of my first proper job this afternoon. I'm working as a 'Kitchen Porter & Runner', AKA dishwashing boy, floor sweeper and bin man. The work's boring but the pay's good.

 

Some of the world's best chefs started out as KP. Raymond Blanc for one.

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Some of the world's best chefs started out as KP. Raymond Blanc for one.

And most entertaining as well (even if not that 'great a cook', which even he admits) - Anthony Bourdaine

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I am a Youth Worker, I work for a small charity and run youth clubs, projects and and do some mentoring work and outreach work. Best job I have ever done, work hard for a standard wage but havent had a proper days work yet ;)

 

Also a trained plumber, abseiler, had a stint in IT, sales and bathroom showroom manager, plumbing trade counter and tools/hardware stores.....

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