Shady AF (Snake Oil Salesman Content)

[Adolf Hamster]

I'm no stranger to thread derailments but this one has taken a very weird turn and i'm not sure we're in kansas any more....

[Druid799]

12 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

I'm no stranger to thread derailments but this one has taken a very weird turn and i'm not sure we're in kansas any more....

Hay ! This is AFUK , if a thread stays on track for longer than a day you have to take that as a mega win ! 😳

[PopRocket123]

12 hours ago, Tackle said:

I'd certainly hope so, you'll never get any arse looking like that 🤣😜

I break the corset out for those special photos

[Adolf Hamster]

10 minutes ago, Druid799 said:

Hay ! This is AFUK , if a thread stays on track for longer than a day you have to take that as a mega win ! 😳

 

a fair point, i mean we got half a dozen pages before losing the plot at least

[Alimcd]

“The heroes, their work having been done and the world of Airsoft safe again, went back to what they did best - gay jokes” 

[Hatchet]

13 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

I'm no stranger to thread derailments but this one has taken a very weird turn and i'm not sure we're in kansas any more....

 

I dunno, we're still talking about hideous damage to people's eyes, so...

[Adolf Hamster]

38 minutes ago, Hatchet said:

 

I dunno, we're still talking about hideous damage to people's eyes, so...

 

well fucking played sir, that was a genuine lol

[Cannonfodder]

Having posted links to this thread on Facebook groups I eagerly look forward to his solicitor's "paperwork" 

[GenuineGerman]

17 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said:

Having posted links to this thread on Facebook groups I eagerly look forward to his solicitor's "paperwork" 

Hopefully he will print it out on some decent paper and not pound shop A4, we all know he likes to cost cut.  

[Druid799]

Would be funny as hell if it did end up in court , just see some aged posh judge sat at his desk reading out the transcripts from this rolling mound of poop in a very posh accent ! 🤣🤣

[GenuineGerman]

7 minutes ago, Druid799 said:

Would be funny as hell if it did end up in court , just see some aged posh judge sat at his desk reading out the transcripts from this rolling mound of poop in a very posh accent ! 🤣🤣

Case might be swung by @PopRocket123s facial hair 😜

[rj1986]

I put it to you m'lud, that Pop...Rocket...123, would INDEED get some arse, despite his preference of facial hair

[Tommikka]

20 minutes ago, rj1986 said:

....despite his preference of facial hair

I am led to believe that there’s quite a following for chaps of the bearded variety among some of those who are fond of a bit of man love

[PopRocket123]

31 minutes ago, rj1986 said:

I put it to you m'lud, that Pop...Rocket...123, would INDEED get some arse, despite his preference of facial hair

The fuck do you mean despite? This shit is hot as hell!

[Tackle]

13 minutes ago, PopRocket123 said:

The fuck do you mean despite? This shit is hot as hell!

 

[Cannonfodder]

One for those on the other side of the sci-fi fan camp

[Tommikka]

2 hours ago, Cannonfodder said:

One for those on the other side of the sci-fi fan camp

If we’re onto the topic of Cosplay honeys then checkout this sweetie.....

(I suspect there’s been some enhancement)

 

 

(That was last years MCM comicon sponsored for the impending release of the latest James Bond...)

[EDcase]

Nah, that's a parody of Kenny Everett's 'Cupid Stunt'

 

 

Edited May 21, 2021 by EDcase

[Cannonfodder]

[Heath]

On 17/05/2021 at 22:07, PopRocket123 said:

If he does actually send me a letter and is kind enough to include a return address I'm forking out for first class tracked postage to sent him a single sheet of A4 paper that just says "go fuck yourself"

Kindly refer him to Arkell v Pressdram.

 

Quote

Dear Sir,

We act for Mr Arkell who is Retail Credit Manager of Granada TV Rental Ltd. His attention has been drawn to an article appearing in the issue of Private Eye dated 9th April 1971 on page 4. The statements made about Mr Arkell are entirely untrue and clearly highly defamatory. We are therefore instructed to require from you immediately your proposals for dealing with the matter.

Mr Arkell’s first concern is that there should be a full retraction at the earliest possible date in Private Eye and he will also want his costs paid. His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply.

Yours,
Goodman Derrick & Co.

---

Dear Sirs,

We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell.

We note that Mr Arkell’s attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: f🤬 off.

 

[magaz]

On 20/05/2021 at 21:43, Fatboy40 said:

 

We're getting off topic, however a doctor once told me about a certain Southern / TVS newsreader arriving in A&E with a coat hanger up his bum when she was on her shift 😯

Wire, plastic or wood? (asking for a friend) 

 

Just picked up a shipment of these Snake Eyes helmets, I've got a bunch of ARC rails and NVG mounts coming from wish this weekend... Anyone want a totes operator AF helmet? I've got some paperwork that says it's totes legit and will stop a bb (tested very scientifically with a .12 fired from a mcdonalds straw) prices between £69 and £420 depending on if I like you and how much glue I've had to use to stick crap onto it... 

Edited May 23, 2021 by magaz
didn't want to double post :)

[EvilMonkee]

Any update on this saga?  Have the Solicitors letters appeared yet? Is he still trading (hope not)?

[Speedbird_666]

1 minute ago, EvilMonkee said:

Any update on this saga?  Have the Solicitors letters appeared yet? Is he still trading (hope not)?

 

Nope - no updates (that I'm aware of). I think as word got out he was banned from a number of FB Groups.

 

 

[PopRocket123]

Still no letter here. Sorry to disappoint, guys 😂

[GenuineGerman]

48 minutes ago, PopRocket123 said:

Still no letter here. Sorry to disappoint, guys 😂

His Printer ran out of ink i heard