The Unnerving Truth About JBBG Bulldog BB Pellets

[AK47frizzle]

Why hello there, I didn't see you coming.

Have you had a nice meal yet? Did you have Green Giant sweetcorn hoping that you'd be a giant one day?

Or did you try to be manly by doing the cinnamon challenge?

Or are just being a complete arsehole by doing the knife song?

A KNIFE IS FOR f*cking CUTTING CAKE AND THEN EATING THE f*cking CAKE

Just a general message to stop stupid knife song idiots.

Do you look at the sky and imagine My little ponies? I sure do. They are just amazing, lovely and...

NO, JUST STFU, PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE MIDGETS, NOT FOR GROWN ASS MEN WHO WANT TO CUDDLE AROUND THE TELLY WITH THEIR DAUGHTERS THAT ARE CHAINED TO THE KITCHEN AND WATCH MY FUDGING LITTLE BALONIES.

Enough about that. Wait, do you seriously still, ride that tricycle?! Man, just bin it already!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amvx52YlUb0

AND BREATHE.....

So, are you an avid buyer of BB pellets? Yes you are.

Do you buy from JBBG? Are you trying to say no? DON'T LIE TO MEH YOU SILLY BOY OF COURSE WE ALL DO!

And what do you specifically buy from JBBG? LPEGs? Orange pooped guns? So called "Pro Guns"?

Lovely products aren't they?

But more specifically, you know that I know that you know that we all know that, we all have this urge in us.

We all have this urge...... TO BUY JBBG APPROVED BULLDOG BB PELLETS THAT CLAIM TO HAVE HIGH PERFORMANCE!

AND DON'T LIE TO MEH! WE ALL DO! WE LOVE 'EM!

But have you noticed recently that they are quite inaccurate? Do they curve off to the left or right often? I know, they are starting to be a huge let down now.

So what is happening to them is what you want to know. That's why i'm here to find out for you!

So, one ordinary day, I went to my locals to buy some good, trust worthy JBBG Bulldogs like we all do and I bought a tub of 5000 .20g BB pellets! That will be plenty to last for a while!

Sooooo! This is what they claim about their Bulldogs: These 0.20g 6mm Bulldog BB Pellets have been designed to optimise the performance of all Airsoft BB Guns including; Co2 operated, Airsoft BB Guns with Hop Up, Shotguns, Single shot Rifles, most good quality entry level BB Guns and High end (AEG) Electric Rifles.

These BB Pellets are calibrated and have a smooth polished surface, with no ridges or imperfections making this product the best you can buy for your 6mm Arsoft BB Gun.

Sounds very appealing eh? Smooth..... polished surface.... with.... no... ridges... or.... imperfections...... I'm sure you'd love that with your Mrs.

But the fact is, they claim to be the best bb pellets for your gun which we have all believed for some time.

But let me show you this....

As soon as you look at that picture, you think, "Hmmmm, that is a highly polished standard JBBG Bulldog pellet with no seams or imperfections what so ever and I swear on my life that this is true."

Yes, that is true on the outside of the BB pellet, it does actually look well done aesthetically.

But it was time to get the tools out to crack them open.

This is my tool to do the job.

It is a small multi-tool which can be hooked to your keyring and has 12 functions and as you can all see, there are a pair of pliers and cutters in the middle.

On the right side, as you can see, there is a nail filer, scissors and 2 screw drivers.

And on the left side, you can see a can opener with a flat head screw driver on it, another flat head screw driver, this "prod" thingy which I don't know, and another can opener with a rather sharp point at the end maybe for box and letter opening.

So I used the pliers to break the bb pellet open and get ready to see the inevitable for you JBBG Bulldog loving fans.

LOOK! SEE THERE?! THAT IS CLEARLY A MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT THERE! SOMETHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE!

Are you in denial? You're probably thinking, "Nawwww, that's just 1 bb pellet, I'm pretty sure the best brand for BB pellets which is Bulldog would make a mistake once in a while, no need to worry."

BUT WAIT!

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!

THAT IS CLEARLY ANOTHER MAHOOSIVE AIR BUBBLE RIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF THE BB PELLET!

And you are definitely thinking, "This can't be! The best brand for BB pellets has imperfections on their products?! No.... THIS CANNAE BE! THIS CANNAE BE!!!!!!"

WELL, It's all true! They claim it to be the best but there are imperfections.

This doesn't mean that most of their BB pellets are imperfections, I mean, what I mean to say was,

THEY ARE ALL IMPERFECTIONS, THEY CONTAIN THE SWINE FLU! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BURN IT ALL!

And I know, this may be all of a sudden to you.

Hush, I know how you feel.

You spent all of your life savings to buy 5000 tubs of Bulldog BB pellets and you now know they are unreliable. There, there. I know what this means to you.

YOU GOTTA BURN 'EM ALL YA SILLEH BOY!

So that is why I'm telling all you heartbroken JBBG loving fans that Bulldog BB pellets are bad.

And I know what you are thinking, "So...... *sobs*..... where will... *sniffs*.... I buy BB pellets now... *sniff*.....?

Well, what I recommend to all of you, and you all may not know this, but, I recommend you to use BB pellets made by the brand Blaster or ASG.

So, you should now know that to never trust what JBBG recommends as you have all done so for the past few years. You all can now move on and buy Blasters.

I bid you farewell and happy buying. AND GO TO THE MINING FIELD AND EARN BACK THE MONEY YOU WASTED ON BULLDOGS!

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Happy buying folks!

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[AirsoftTed]

This reminds me, the last time I was at a game, I was approached by a group of posh boys with all the tac. gear, but JBBG guns - in which they were using bulldogs (They sadly had no knowledge any other site existed, and swore by JBBG)

 

Anyway, they were stuck up twats, drowning in multicam,wearing their Air cadet rank slides, bossing everyone around and thinking they were the shiz.

 

In walks a lad with a G&G Top tech M4, they scream out in jealousy, "OMG IS HE USING YELLOW PELLETZ? LOLZOR"

 

Jambwow has created his own airsofter, idiots with too much of daddy's money, no idea about airsoft, or any care about the sport.

 

Their disregard for the sport and other players was proven throughout the day, I heard them discussing how one of them was going to sell his broken gun, as working, for full price to another regular and tell him to f*ck off if he said anything about it.

 

The other shot me, full auto, from 2 ft away, in the groin.

[jay83]

What a great read you have talent for writing, I tried these I give em a 6 /10 I really like zero one bb's can you do same?

 

Cheers mate

 

Jay - surrey viper squad

Www.teamsvs.co.uk

[Monty]

I do love your writing.

[AK47frizzle]

I wonder what jambwow will think of this when someone show him this....

[Suzuki Yamamoto]

Have always steered clear of JBBG. Swear by Devil blaster BB's.

[Spawnah]

JBBG is bad and lies about their products? THIS IS NEWS OH MY GOD MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE. I MUST HANG MYSELF IMMEDIATELY. I SACRIFICE MY SOUL TO JAMBWOW.

 

I confess to having bought from JBBG in the past I DON'T ANYMORE THOUGH SO DONT KILL ME.. In my defence you must admit the site is pretty aesthetically pleasing and the pictures of the guns are of a very good quality. Luckily for me I've never had any issues with them, but I never will now since I no longer use them.

[adam bussey]

This reminds me, the last time I was at a game, I was approached by a group of posh boys with all the tac. gear, but JBBG guns - in which they were using bulldogs (They sadly had no knowledge any other site existed, and swore by JBBG)

 

Anyway, they were stuck up twats, drowning in multicam,wearing their Air cadet rank slides, bossing everyone around and thinking they were the shiz.

 

In walks a lad with a G&G Top tech M4, they scream out in jealousy, "OMG IS HE USING YELLOW PELLETZ? LOLZOR"

 

Jambwow has created his own airsofter, idiots with too much of daddy's money, no idea about airsoft, or any care about the sport.

 

Their disregard for the sport and other players was proven throughout the day, I heard them discussing how one of them was going to sell his broken gun, as working, for full price to another regular and tell him to f*ck off if he said anything about it.

 

The other shot me, full auto, from 2 ft away, in the groin.

 

what was the highest rank they had?

maybe i should find them at a site and wear my sergeant major rank than my grandad had and tell them to fuck off/.

[CaptainSwoop]

Or put Captain in your name and tell them it's your rank

[Mike1971]

Fantastic to read that, I'm now glad I ever only use Blaster BB's and will Never ever use JBBG.

[Ian_Gere]

Let's have it right though, 2 BB's is hardly a statistically significant sample size. You should do a series of experiments with a couple of hundred each from a whole bunch of manufacturers.

 

Hmmm... maybe I'll start wearing my Soviet Colonel shoulder boards so I can look down my nose at cadet-rank players and tell them to otvali.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Ian_Gere

[jay83]

A few more brands i say, like zeroone, Devils, ect

[Suzuki Yamamoto]

Thinking about this a bit more and as BB's are made to be either 6mm or 8mm in diameter they would all have a "Hole in the middle" or "Air pocket" but the hole/air pocket would be of varying size depending on the weight of the BB. How else would you be able to change the weight of the BB without changing the material you use to make them with?

 

So is it really an imperfection that you see in the middle of your BB, or just the way they are manufactured to adjust the weight of the BB?

[AirsoftTed]

 

what was the highest rank they had?

maybe i should find them at a site and wear my sergeant major rank than my grandad had and tell them to f*ck off/.

 

Corporal, mind you, not that their rank means f*ck all.

 

Is quite amusing when you see them on FB pages trying to pull rank on serving soldiers. Not the actual act of them doing that, that sickens me. The amusing part is the utter destruction and recreation of a new rectum they recieve from a bunch of squaddies.

[Ian_Gere]

Madbull add metal powders to their heavier BBs to make them denser.

[Liam1992]

Had a Cadet Sgt try to pull rank on me once. I would like to suggest that from behind he didn't recognise me from another Cadet (Bearing in mind it was a Cadet ran exercise I was helping out on) but I was wearing PCS, everyone else in the queue including several Cadet Officers/SNCO's all in DPM, tried to call me out for jumping the queue.

 

Truth be told I hadn't jumped the queue, I left the queue and then rejoined. Said young Cadet Sgt tried to call me "effin queue jumping !"£*%£$", then I turned round and he realised who he was talking to and continued to rant in an attempt to save face. Said individual spent the remainder of the morning experiencing different corners of the training area. Sucker!

 

As for BB's, Blaster Devil .25's so far, never had a problem in the short time I've been playing.

[AK47frizzle]

Thinking about this a bit more and as BB's are made to be either 6mm or 8mm in diameter they would all have a "Hole in the middle" or "Air pocket" but the hole/air pocket would be of varying size depending on the weight of the BB. How else would you be able to change the weight of the BB without changing the material you use to make them with?

 

So is it really an imperfection that you see in the middle of your BB, or just the way they are manufactured to adjust the weight of the BB?

No, good bbs are not supposed to have air pockets. To change the weight of the bb, you either.... well, from my point of view, make it more dense, add more plastic, or..... add more plastic to increase density.

[TacMaster]

Very scientific.

[Airsoft-Ed]

Air pockets can make the flight path all wobbly because there's no way to ensure the air pocket will be in the exact same spot every time. I've found Z1 BBs to be far less accurate than Blasters and I'd bet money that it's down to the air pocket being in a non-uniform place in each BB.

Despite them being perfectly spherical, I could see them tumbling instead of flying true.

[Shinobi]

Used Bulldog's before. Never personally had any problems, but for a while now i've been using Blaster Devil's/Blaster's, and also have had no problems. Gonna stick with Blaster's as I think they seem better polished, and because Skirmish sell them as the site BB's. The packaging's cooler anyway

[jcheeseright]

I'm on Proball Bios at the moment, they seem pretty good and they're not too expensive.

 

Wish I could find a reliable supplier for green devil bios though, they're incredible.

[ScoobySnacks]

Thinking about this a bit more and as BB's are made to be either 6mm or 8mm in diameter they would all have a "Hole in the middle" or "Air pocket" but the hole/air pocket would be of varying size depending on the weight of the BB. How else would you be able to change the weight of the BB without changing the material you use to make them with?

 

So is it really an imperfection that you see in the middle of your BB, or just the way they are manufactured to adjust the weight of the BB?

 

Simple really, you change the material of construction. Why not?

 

And yes, it's an imperfection. I'm going to suggest that if you weighed those BB's you'd find them significantly under weight. An air pocket might form anywhere in the ball, so when the BB spins up in the hop it will be off balance and you'll get all sorts of strange effects due to gyroscopic precession and other strange phsicsy sort of things.

[Moose87]

yer i totally use blaster/devils. well priced and get the job done.

 

i had a cadet square up to me and a fellow squaddie and start ranting at us untill his dad ran over and told him that its not a good ideaand dragged him away. we left him to it and went to frankie and bennys. good times

[DX115FALCON]

*HOLY NECROPOST BATMAN!*

 

I had a very similar experience with Bulldog BBs bought from JustBBGuns earlier this year (I decided that I might as well try them out because they are cheap and I needed some .20s for some grenades). While I had them, I thought that I might as well run a few through my MP5K.

VERY similar experience, finding MASSIVE airholes in the centre of the round. Cracked open at least ten, ALL with the same problem. Was rather angry about this, so i've left a negative review on the product page (#rebel)

 

All that said, they did work well in the grenades, because they didn't really need to fly straight!

[ikarma70]

I'm on Proball Bios at the moment, they seem pretty good and they're not too expensive.

 

Wish I could find a reliable supplier for green devil bios though, they're incredible.

I use pro ball regular and bio and I must say they go well in every gun I have used them in.

 

As you said they aren't expensive which I rink makes them a bargain.