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One drop of pellube on to of co2 bulb will help. Some co2 like crossman contain silicone. 12g co2 bulbs worked all year round for me and my son at Christchurch gun club during practical pistol and all other events.

He very nearly put me off getting into Airsoft! I watched a few of his (edited) vids and thought what an egotistical,big headed wanker. Luckily I stopped watching,joined a club and found out that, thankfully,his type of player were not the norm. Regards

Yeah but what make is the barge pole? 😉

It turns out that 60's rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name. He was born Toby Wild.

Great job done.👍

At the superhero gathering Superman is looking glum. His buddy, Batman asks him what’s up. Superman: I really screwed up today, what a disaster! Batman: What happened? Superman:well I was zooming in over Metropolis when my supervision spotted Wonderwoman, buck naked lying on her roof patio, legs splayed & arms up invitingly! Batman; Holy Moley! lucky you Superman;Well I shot down , decelerating to the required length at the last minute, if you know what I mean. Batman: WOW! She must have got a big surprise! Superman; Not half as big a surprise as the bloody INVISIBLE MAN got!

Ah didn't check that.doh

Gear of war.uk £70

So last night the wife suddenly shouts out "and you never listen to me" I thought,'that's a strange way to start a conversation' 🤔

Well done bud👍

Hiya 👋. Come on in and have a wander round.(breakages must be paid for) Enjoy the new hobby 👍 Remember to call your hits🙂 Regards

Well talking about French things.... I phoned the French Animal Rescue people for no particular reason... I just wanted a chat

Don't do it mate. What ya got?😉 No seriously it's a bummer 😞 Might not come to that🤞 Regards

Hi bud. Yes,as @Speedbird_666says,I have been going since 2016. It's a bit like marmite. I like it because it's a bit of a get away from it all for the weekend with guns and games as a bonus. Great festival atmosphere with plenty of gear being sold at good prices. Games are as intense or laid back as you want. I like to play at a slower pace than the youngsters,but at the same time I try to stay on mission. At the end of the weekend,if we win that's great and if we don't it's still great. GIve it a try and see what you think.Be prepared for lots of walking though,it's a huge map 🙂 oh yeah loads of choice for food and the bar is pretty good lol. See you there.... regards

Hi fella 👋 My bank manager stands over my account with a fire extinguisher cause it's constantly smouldering lol. Weclome to the asylum and enjoy your new hobby 🙂 May catch ya at the nae this year or the ucap bunker 👍 Regards

Haha. So did I recently. Just how anyone finds it pleasurable I do not feckin know! 😵‍💫 Had a job interview this morning and they asked me if can perform under pressure. I said no, but i managed to pull off a cracking rendition of bohemian rhapsody though.

It says 'collection only'. Perhaps he is trying to put people off by saying £50p&p?

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden

Popped a couple of cheeky shots into a pillow. Ooerr Matron!

Hey save some money. Cut a hole in end of bag and bung a sock on the bit that sticks out. Sorted 😂👍 Regards

I agree. The old values that were drummed into us when we were kids are dying out. It's a bit like blacksmiths and thatchers....not many people use them any more.☹️

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

It looks good but how can you see out of those goggles? 😉