Shamal

Like it ??

They are probably all cut to order from a mile long spring ??

Well must say I thought it was a wee bit strong. I bought my 013 for £190 used but in A1 condition with batt ext box, barrell stabiliser and two batts and two mags. It is still my most favourite gat despite what @Skarasays ??

Not everybody can shoot like Hickok 45. He's a right old character.talk about back garden shooting. Lol

A group of eunuchs were serving as guards for an Ottoman palace, as was customary. One day, a robber went up to the eunuch guards and drew his sword. The eunuchs all ran away in terror, and the robber broke into the palace and looted it. The next day, another robber went up to the eunuchs unarmed and shouted at them. The eunuchs again ran away in terror and the robber looted the palace. The next day, the sultan of the palace dismissed the eunuchs and hired soldiers to guard the palace instead. The sultan's wife asked him, “Why did you get rid of the eunuchs?" The sultan replied, "They didn't have the balls to stand up to the robbers

Kinda makes me feel seasick looking at those blue waves ?

AEG for me. I only have one gbb primary but it very rarely gets used.

I was at the races and a man whispered to me, “Would you like the winner in the next race?”. I thought fool, where on earth would I keep it, I only have a small garden

Exactly the same as mine. It's got an iff beacon on as well.

I would suggest getting a work head torch,cutting the elastic straps off and running the battery box to the rear of the lid and securing with glue,blue tack,nails or whatever. The light unit could be fitted to a go pro adapter and inserted into the nvg fitting or alternatively glued but by gluing you have no real adjusent. Regards

Bit like me mate. Plenty of stuff out there if you go as Mr blobby.??

A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute

My doctor told me today that I’m a hypochondriac. I replied, “not that as well!!”

You have just about worn it out ?

I think I get it? I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I think I should have used aloha setting.

Very interesting,understood every word.thanks ?

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I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.?

Yeah bad news buddy. ☹️ Sneak back in and lift some of her gear and use it as a lever. But seriously good luck and remember it's only possessions.? Regards

It was just a light hearted comment from me. No malice or personal attack, that's not me. The blurred face just reminded me of Bunyip Bluegum from the magic pudding is all. ? Regards bud.

Spoilt brat ?

Nice although I do believe that some bbs may have left your property lol.? Regards

god dammit you are ugly dude!??

I'll be posting some jokes Telepathically today, So if you think of something funny, that was me.? merry Christmas to all. ?‍?