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There is so much material there for a stand up club comedian. Lol

Don't take it personally bud. I expect the afuk brains trust are researching and compiling answers to your query as we speak. Watch this space.......

I went for a job interview yesterday and the Job interviewer apparently asked me where do you see yourself in 5 years? To which I responded, I would say my biggest weakness is listening

Bit like a vet uses to get elastic grommets on horses knackers. 😮

I melted an ice cube just by staring at it this morning. Took a bit longer than I thought it would

Yeah I could try that.👍

Ok yeah I see now. I just go out with a chest rig so wouldnt work for me. But thanks for info 👍 Regards

Hi @Enid_Puceflange. How does that yakeda hydration pack attach? I Have googled it but can't find that particular item. Could you post up where you got it from. Thanks. regards

Hi Jacob. Welcome to the mad house. You don't have to be crazy to be here but it helps. Enjoy the forum 🙂 Regards

Well sometimes, if I'm feeling like a challenge, I'll whisper to the wife"this is how your sister likes it best" Then I see how long I can stay in for!

Hiya bud. Nice to meet ya. 👍🙂

I actually still have VHS's lol. Swap ya for a betamax and couple of Phillips 2000 discs lol. regards

You know it’s so lazy when people write “Congrats” just because they can’t spell Congrajlashins!

What all floppy and colourful like?lol. So I guess it's able to take plenty of gear easily?

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years

And you certainly excel at it you miserable git 😂😉

No no no! Especially not with my bod😂

I think I need to enroll.😂 Wtf's a Brecon pocket? Dead ground? Sounds like anywhere I'm standing lol. The only crawl I know is a pub one. Regards

My Ares amoeba 013 does 335 on .2 But it's not for sale at any price!

There is a 'might' in there so possibly not 🤞 Regards

Nice....

Midwife for sale.... Can deliver.

🖕😂

I often wonder if there is anybody in the record book, with a world record for holding a pint of Guinness the longest. And if so, who is the Guinness Guinness Holder World Record Holder 🤔