Shamal

On Monday I will be taking an exam on the Study of Flying Insects… I've been up all night swatting!

Well what do you know about anything before you start. It's all a learning process and it progresses as you play. I could say I wish I knew how much it was gonna feckin' cost me 😂😂😂

You could do that. is the pin that connects to the battery nice and tight? Don't glue it while gun and bat are connected or you may glue them together lol. You could always convert to deans? Beat me to it lol

My friend has just bought an old Boeing 747, he plans on turning it into a themed restaurant. I doubt it'll take off....

Yes that's true. Mechanically locked.

The way the police are at the moment I would say a big wad of wonga should help 😂😂 On a serious note I suspect the police will tell you how it's going to go. If all is as you have told us then I can't really see that you wil be frogmarched to the tower! 🤞

I left my wife asleep in the back of the car once and it was stolen. The gutless bastards brought it back within half an hour! 😂😂

Im feeling a bit poorly. Worried I could have Wheels disease. I heard the people on the bus saying it’s going round and round☹️

Hi @James_T. Welcome to the fun farm and may God have mercy on your wallet! 😉 Have a look on 'Play Airsoft UK'. It should tell you which sites are near you 👍 enjoy your return and call ya hits 🙂 regards

Hi Ulmo. Welcome to the forum 👍 Where are you based in the UK? There is a website called 'Play Airsoft UK'. Have a look on there and it will help you with Airsoft locations near you. A good place to start reading is on this forum. When you find a Airsoft site near you, have a look on their website and maybe pop along to talk to the organisers who will help you. It generally takes about 3 months to get your ukara from when you first join and start playing at a club. Have fun and I hope you get playing soon.🙂 Regards

Specna arms edge stuff is good. I've got two from the forum and both work great with no work needed and neither cost over £150.👍 Regards

My first flat was so close to Heathrow airport, that every time I went to the kitchen to make a sandwich, a stewardess told me to get back to my seat.

An elaborate ceremony like the coronation of Charles and Camilla takes months of careful planning - it's not just throne together.

Local cartoonist has been burgled Details are sketchy... Police have not been able to draw any conclusions.

I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them.

Bet it wasn't three billions worth of catastrophic unscheduled disassembly lol

I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horse shoes, 4 leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I thought, "wow, he's pushing his luck"

I'm making a lemon meringue pie for Mrs shamal. The recipe says to separate two eggs. I've put one in the shed and the other out by the front gate. Do you think that's enough? Oh and how long should they stay apart? 🤔

I sweat more than a nun in a cucumber field😂

I like it a lot but not sure about the light 🤔 Regards

Camelback has my back every time👍

One drop of pellube on to of co2 bulb will help. Some co2 like crossman contain silicone. 12g co2 bulbs worked all year round for me and my son at Christchurch gun club during practical pistol and all other events.