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He very nearly put me off getting into Airsoft! I watched a few of his (edited) vids and thought what an egotistical,big headed wanker. Luckily I stopped watching,joined a club and found out that, thankfully,his type of player were not the norm. Regards

Yeah but what make is the barge pole? 😉

It turns out that 60's rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name. He was born Toby Wild.

Great job done.👍

At the superhero gathering Superman is looking glum. His buddy, Batman asks him what’s up. Superman: I really screwed up today, what a disaster! Batman: What happened? Superman:well I was zooming in over Metropolis when my supervision spotted Wonderwoman, buck naked lying on her roof patio, legs splayed & arms up invitingly! Batman; Holy Moley! lucky you Superman;Well I shot down , decelerating to the required length at the last minute, if you know what I mean. Batman: WOW! She must have got a big surprise! Superman; Not half as big a surprise as the bloody INVISIBLE MAN got!

Ah didn't check that.doh

Gear of war.uk £70

So last night the wife suddenly shouts out "and you never listen to me" I thought,'that's a strange way to start a conversation' 🤔

Well done bud👍

Hiya 👋. Come on in and have a wander round.(breakages must be paid for) Enjoy the new hobby 👍 Remember to call your hits🙂 Regards

Well talking about French things.... I phoned the French Animal Rescue people for no particular reason... I just wanted a chat

Don't do it mate. What ya got?😉 No seriously it's a bummer 😞 Might not come to that🤞 Regards

Hi bud. Yes,as @Speedbird_666says,I have been going since 2016. It's a bit like marmite. I like it because it's a bit of a get away from it all for the weekend with guns and games as a bonus. Great festival atmosphere with plenty of gear being sold at good prices. Games are as intense or laid back as you want. I like to play at a slower pace than the youngsters,but at the same time I try to stay on mission. At the end of the weekend,if we win that's great and if we don't it's still great. GIve it a try and see what you think.Be prepared for lots of walking though,it's a huge map 🙂 oh yeah loads of choice for food and the bar is pretty good lol. See you there.... regards

Hi fella 👋 My bank manager stands over my account with a fire extinguisher cause it's constantly smouldering lol. Weclome to the asylum and enjoy your new hobby 🙂 May catch ya at the nae this year or the ucap bunker 👍 Regards

Haha. So did I recently. Just how anyone finds it pleasurable I do not feckin know! 😵‍💫 Had a job interview this morning and they asked me if can perform under pressure. I said no, but i managed to pull off a cracking rendition of bohemian rhapsody though.

It says 'collection only'. Perhaps he is trying to put people off by saying £50p&p?

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden

Popped a couple of cheeky shots into a pillow. Ooerr Matron!

Hey save some money. Cut a hole in end of bag and bung a sock on the bit that sticks out. Sorted 😂👍 Regards

I agree. The old values that were drummed into us when we were kids are dying out. It's a bit like blacksmiths and thatchers....not many people use them any more.☹️

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

It looks good but how can you see out of those goggles? 😉

Hi bud. I use my Ares amoeba mid caps in my specna sa-e012 with no problem at all. They fit and feed just fine. Regards