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Shamal

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  1. I often wonder if there is anybody in the record book, with a world record for holding a pint of Guinness the longest. And if so, who is the Guinness Guinness Holder World Record Holder ๐Ÿค”
  2. Hey I'm old! Lol ๐Ÿคฃ Yeah worked it out now โ˜บ๏ธ
  3. Hi fella. Does this have the mouthpiece? Only can't see it in pics. ๐Ÿ‘
  4. Need to see some pics bud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰
  5. So I can't put my table and three and a half chairs on?? ๐Ÿ˜‰
  6. You get too much fuckin' pocket money!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
  7. I was walking past a pet shop, the sign on the shop front said:- "Pedigree Netherlands dogs for sale". I didnโ€™t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant... "How Dutch is that doggie in the window?"
  8. Shamal

    HPA regulator

    Hi fella. Selling rules ask that an actual picture of the item for sale is shown and not a stock picture. Also your forum name and date next to item. ๐Ÿ‘
  9. A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when she asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.โ€ "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene
  10. Lookin' good bud ๐Ÿ‘ I like the contrast.
  11. A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. โ€œWhat are you drinking?โ€ he asks the guy. โ€œMagic beer,โ€ he says. โ€œOh, yeah? Whatโ€™s so magical about it?โ€ Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile. โ€œAmazing!โ€ the man says. โ€œLemme try some of that!โ€ The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof โ€”and plummets 15 stories to the ground. The bartender shakes his head. โ€œYou know, youโ€™re a real jerk when youโ€™re drunk, Superman.
  12. . Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.. I've lost my wifes audiobook. Now I'm never gonna hear the end of it!
  13. Hiya bud. Yes it's worth a go. As you say it's a compact site but still good distances between teams if you need it. Mixture of dense rhododendron and wooded areas. Features and props are being added on a regular basis,a tunnel is being constructed at the moment to link two parts of the site. It's what I call a clean site. It's very sandy soil which drains well and even after rain it's very difficult to get too dirty so even laying down you are not gonna get in a shit state,and any mud on boots ect just dries and falls off. We have a large parking area and most times combat south park their mobile shop there if not consumables are available as well as drinks and snacks. On site portaloos generally well kept. Large covered area for bombing up and free tea and coffee. Come on down mate it's worth a punt๐Ÿ‘ Regards
  14. Well I'm glad about that. That sort of behaviour isn't acceptable. I for one would have promptly left.....after she had finished ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
  15. Hi fella enjoy the forum. All peculiarities of humanity lurk within these well thumbed and hallowed pages. Take from them as little or as much as you want. Above all enjoy ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™‚ Regards
  16. Agree strongly. I bomb up,charge up,and dress up the night before so that when I get to the site I'm ready to roll. I hate it when the "okay guys ten mins" turns into twenty five and the two mins shout is at least ten.
  17. Yeah stock as far as I know.it was chronoing a wee bit hot but that may well be my cheap chrono.
  18. Great day at ucap green ops. Marshalls and staff were on top form. I, especially,had a good day because I have adopted a dmr role and the gun that I used,purchased from this very forum,(thanks @cyanide14k),performed faultlessly. I was surprised at how much more range I could get with .30. The scope made so much difference to target finding. Total of ten good hits although I have to admit to two home kills๐Ÿฅด Not a large turnout,about 45,but good, honest play all round with no player fallouts and lots of complimentary calls. I think I have found a style of play that suits me now that I am getting older.More relaxed and laying in wait from good cover. I will still switch to assault play on good days when the bones aren't shouting STOP! You maniac lol. Tired but happy๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ Regards
  19. Well I'll put a good word in for the national Airsoft event. I've been going there since 2016 and will go again this year(god willing)because,in my opinion, it's a good,well run event with bonuses that aren't offered at any other Airsoft venue.(correct me if I'm wrong). It's fine if you have tried it and decided it's not your thing but if you have never gone then it's a bit like the argument along the lines of 'I hate prawns,I've never tasted one myself but a friend said they are disgusting' It's a good,fun getaway,in my opinion, with the chance of finding some good bargain gear. Oh and the gameplay is pretty good too ๐Ÿ™‚ Chrono is pretty strict and diligently enforced. I have been in game checked.
  20. Great day at ucap green ops.

    Marshalls and staff were on top form.

    I, especially,had a good day because I have adopted a dmr role and the gun that I used,purchased from this very forum,(thanks @cyanide14k),performed faultlessly. I was surprised at how much more range I could get with .30. The scope made so much difference to target finding. Total of tenย goodย hits although I have to admit to two home kills๐Ÿฅด

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    Not a large turnout,about 45,but good, honest play all round with no player fallouts and lots of complimentary calls.

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    I think I have found a style of play that suits me now that I am getting older.More relaxed and laying in wait from good cover.

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    I will still switch to assault play on good days when the bones aren't shouting STOP! You maniac lol.

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    Tired but happy๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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    Regardsย 

    1. Rogerborg

      Rogerborg

      Great to hear it, and yes, DMR or BASR does make for more leisurely play.ย  When Major Move-Up! starts yelling (from 10 yards behind you), you can say "Can't mate, MED, mate." ;)ย 

  21. Right. Keep the noise down you orrible bunch. I'm off to bed. Early start tomorrow. Game on at ucap green ops.๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Rogerborg

      Rogerborg

      I think he's asleep - set off the pyro.

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