Shamal

Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud. Shit. Times have changed.

Went to interview for new job.manager said "the starting pay is £30,000, Later it can go up to £50,000." "That's Great" I said I’ll start later.”

Forward thinking at it's best ?

I was doing some biological research on ants and discovered you can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant. If it floats: boy ant.

It looks like there is a thread further down ?

Haha. Just an observation on my part. Sometimes a photo is taken from a certain perspective and it can contain a element that takes on a different role. It looked to me that the suppressor was attached to the helmet forming a handle. Just my warped soh.? The loadout looks great though? Regards

The helmet in the last picture can also double as a snow scoop.?

Mk 23's are simple to work on. As it happens I did one of mine yesterday. It was leaking from base. Popped out pins, removed base took old o ring out, put in new one. Took out fill valve removed o ring and put on new one. Reassembled,gassed up,stood in bowl of water and no bubbles. Whole job prob ten mins.?

Well on a similar note. I had my first gym session after the Christmas hols last night. Instructor was shouting..." Push it, push it, come on one more big push". Finally he came and opened the door for me.

I don't think so. It's an amoeba 013. It does have efcs and can be programmed for three round burst.Might be similar?

Yes indoors. It's a Hongjie. Not the best I will agree lol. I purchased two at same time and the other is fine. Yes I will put it in a salt bath down t'garden. Thanks.

Yeah I left the lipo connected in the gun overnight. First time I've ever done that. For charging I use an IMAX b6 genuine. I'm a dumb charger! Lol. Regards

Hi guys. So yesterday I got my gun ready for Sundays game. Chrono,barrel clean,fresh batts in weapon light and new holo batt. This morning I discovered that I had left the lipo connected overnight( it's an 11.1 2000mah)and it's puffed up worse than a pufferfish on baked beans! The battery is pretty much new☹️ Could this be a direct result of leaving it connected? Or just one of those things? Regards

Nice. Not sure about the branches sticking out in second pic. Birds might perch on them. ?

Hello and welcome to the good ship afuk.? Perhaps check out PlayAirsoft.uk (I think). They list most UK sites along with info regarding times, prices etc. Hope you enjoy playing in the UK and I'm sure you will get to meet plenty of friendly players(we all are really lol). In the meantime have a wander around the afuk pages. Plenty.to keep you occupied on these wet,cold days.? Regards

Justbbguns offer 1000 shots or twenty minutes. Whichever comes first. ?

Got a Chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me, then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly said profanities! I looked again, saw the eyes looking out at me then disappear again, so grabbed the bag and ran back into the shop. I asked the guy behind the counter “what the fuck was going on?!” he said "you asked for the Peking duck…”

Any plumbing supply shops will do a case of various size o rings. Some builders merchants as well

Yeah I agree. Name and shame them. I take it that they obviously haven't opened your package and as such haven't charged you anything either but what the hell have they given as a reason for keeping it that long??

Dude really? At least get a DeWalt case ??? Good job though?

In a freak accident yesterday at a local wedding, a photographer was injured when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

The mother-in-law came round unexpectedly today. Tomorrow I'm gonna have to find some more reliable chloroform.

Haha. I am an OAP every time I turn up ? Regards

This year I’m going to be a bit smarter about how I do things, instead of driving 2 minutes down the road to get petrol, I’m gonna walk.