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Hi guys. Just a rough idea if you would be so kind. As above works but bit of a fault on fire selector.sometimes goes into full auto. Gbb works fine. Good condition. Three gas tight mags and triple mag holder. Will put up some pics tomorrow. I guess I should list it in boneyard as spares or repair. I was thinking maybe £100??? Any ideas would be appreciated 👍 Regards

I take it you are camping in the noisy zone? 😂😂 To be honest bangs are going off all night. The marshals do quad bike around looking but how do you look for a bang that's already happened? 😂

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs, the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. A few days later, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." "Put them between my legs," she said, "they'll warm up." The next day, the young couple is riding in the buggy again when he says, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter figures to use the same method as yesterday and says, "Put it between my legs, it will warm up." He did, and his nose quickly warmed up. Again, the next day, they were driving and he told her, "My penis is frozen solid." She once again, gave her standard advice. Later that day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her Mother. She asked, "Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned Mother replied, "Sure, but why do you ask?" The daughter answered, "Well, I just wondered......do they always make such a big mess when they thaw out?"

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”. One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless".

I asked my german friend 'why have you got a piece of meat in the boot of your car' he replied 'that is my spare veal'

Get thee from this place and take thine abominations with you 😂😂 Is that John 'Hannible' Smith in the first pic? I know who is in the second pic lol

was using a dewalt sds a few months back and i couldnt help but feel the resemblance to a vector Corded or cordless. Brushless gear is so much more usable👍 Regards

Unless of course it's a DeWalt multitool.the trigger on that is phenomenal.😂

I went Linedancing last night. Did some really original moves. However, I was told the police call it a 'Roadside sobriety test'

Hi bud 👋 Welcome to the Airsoft asylum. You don't have to be mad to be here but it helps.🤪 Say goodby to all self control and throw away your wallet,you will have nothing to put in it anyway.☹️ What you will have is lots of shiny,heavy toys though.🙂 Enjoy,and remember to call your hits👍 Regards

before a noob gets sucked in. Hey when I was a noob nobody told me that there was potential to get sucked in,out,off or on. I feel cheated 😂😂

Have you recently been hit by a rhythm stick? If you have you could be entitled to compensation through a personal Ian Dury claim.

I guess that if you put a crank handle on the gears and manually wound the mainspring back until it realeased then the piston would push the BB out at same FPS but with no volts being involved. So that would prove that the battery state is not directly responsible for FPS.🤔 Regards

Very nice 👍 Now get to the bathroom and wash all that paint off! 😂 Bet you got it all up the handle as well lol😉 Regards

Yes agree. It was a very good film.

Great film though

Took a nice leisurely drive down to Bournemouth today to play at camouflage Airsoft.1st visit. Nice big,shady carpark. Short(ish)walk to registration and met by a cheery chap called John who signed us in and gave us a warm welcome. Thanks John👍 Local players were friendly and made us feel welcome and in the field, hit taking was excellent with compliments on good shots🙂 First impressions of the safe zone was'wow". It was well laid out,clean and organized. Built in toilet block, on site shop and an abundance of free tea and coffee 😁 Chrono station was nicely set up and doubled as a shooting range.(nice touch). Game play was simple but different with games played back to back.The terrain,I found, was very arduous and unforgiving with steep,loose climbs great for the gazelles and mountain goats among us but not much fun for arthritic tortoises like me lol. Plenty of well laid out cover and the building were amazing. Racked up my best kill rate including two bollock shots to the site photographer. His fault for pointing a camera at me and not wearing a hi Vis vest! ( I have promised to by a pic as way of apology) Marshals were friendly, approachable and put themselves about. Overall a great day but exhausting. Will definitely be going again. Thanks camouflage Airsoft 👍and thanks @C-Diddyfor the heads up👍 regards

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. 7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. 8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative. 9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. 10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" 11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. 12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever. 13. I run like the winded. 14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on. 15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?" 16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery? 17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. 18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." 19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. 20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops. 21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."

An old woman is riding in a lift in a very lavish London building when a young and beautiful woman gets into the lift, smelling of an expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and say arrogantly, "Romance, by Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the lift, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No 5, £200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get out of the lift. Before she exits, she looks at both beautiful women, bends over slightly, passes wind and says, "Broccoli, 49 pence a pound.

Yeah but am I allowed to shoot from my bedroom window at next doors fecking cat? I hate it with all my being.😂😂

L👀k out!! The bastards behind you! 😂

"Through the use of real world tactics and training we aim to offer an authentic special forces experience to our team." Hey chill out fella....it's a game,a bit of fun. It's not real, thankfully, otherwise I would be well fucked 😂😂 Regards