Tactical Pith Helmet

I draw the line at dot-to-dot books.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atilla. Oh, hi hun.

My friend keeps saying, 'cheer up mate, could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole full of water.' It's annoying but I know he means well.

I wear Velcro shoes nowadays. Why knot?

My new snake is 3.13 feet long. It's a pi-thon...

You want a helmet that adjusts with a ratchet, rather than by increasing the padding. It's less sweaty, better for sensitive skin. Look out too for ski helmets passed off as airsoft lids. IIRC Speedbird took some scammer out a while back. There is a thread on the dodgy headgear if you search for it.

Told a joke today and everyone in the room literally pissed themselves, even though it wasn't very funny. I love working in an old peoples home sometimes.

I can control specific types of bird with my mind. I have pelicanetic powers.

I was unfairly sacked from my job as a fireworks coordinator today. It was bang out of order.

The Institute for Unfinished Research has discovered that six out of ten people

I now identity as a donkey. My pronouns are he/haw.

I fold the sides of the boonie up and secure them with the chin strap. My flora boonie has studs to fold and hold the sides in place, but as The Full 9 says, you are mixing eras as ear-pro was not around in the boonie wearing past. You could of course buy yourself a deerstalker; very stylish.

Addicted to seaweed? Seek kelp.

I use Howard Leights. They all that you want. I have the dreaded tinnitus too. I plug comms into them, they cancel loud noise and amplify low noise if desired. Very good for the money. Batteries last ages too.

We'll be Warpacing it next year. Have to sort the damn calendar out though.

I went to the bank once with a pair of 1911s and the staff thought that they were so cool, they gave me a great wad of money for free!

The strength of that balcony shows the true quality of British building. Nearly 8000 men assembled on it during that raid!

There's an FB group that details Throbbing Dipshits antics. If you look there @gavinkempsellyou can get the gen without having to engage his own media.

Man's a complete knob.

I was going to tell you all a joke about UPS deliveries. You won't get it though...

Monofilament line has stretch. Fluorocarbon has less stretch and is stiffer, pound for pound. Can be shiny though. Braided line is no stretch and thinnest pound for pound. It is also available in matt green, brown and camo. Green Berkeley is very thin, very strong and lasts years. It also tends to be the cheapest brand. Not sure why anyone would use standard mono for tripwire these days.

Albert Einstein was a genius. His brother Frank was a monster.