Tactical Pith Helmet

You know what really floats my boat? Archimedes principle of relative buoyancy...

It's GT85! I use it all the time. Great stuff. You can get it in trade cans of 5L and 1L pump spray bottles too. The 1L are favourite.

My Dad always said, 'Don't ever give up on your dreams'. 'Just go back to bed.'

FFFFFFS!!! ? The doctor's put me on an all almond diet. I said to him, 'That's just nuts!'

Don't know why they call them 'sausage dogs.' They taste more like chicken to me...

If you must wear a modern lid, then go for a ratchet adjustable one/rear rotation adjustment thingy. If its in a sized outer then even better. I've a few helmets. The cheapest PASGT replica with a Flora cover fits me best, and the cover is baggy enough to allow me to pretend that a Russian bin lurks beneath it in milsim/filmsim games. The digiflora cover sits on a slightly more expensive light weight fast style helmet which is OK but crap besides a genuine FMA. I'd go FMA for a decent fit and a bit of comfort. M1s are sized and fit accordingly, WW2 British Brody's and the like weigh a ton to play in. Of course the true airsoft connoisseur wears a helmet of purest Vietnamese pith, preferably along with a pair of baggy cotton shorts and a Martini-Henry. Victory is assured and one can always invade the site next door and annex it for the Crown.

Our Sunday game was cancelled due to flooding. The site at Necton was only usable if you had an aqualung. Glad others got a game in!

If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of a hip dislocating!

Just discovered that my universal remote control doesn't control the universe at all. Not even remotely!

I went to a French restaurant tonight, but the staff gave me the crepes.

I'm not saying Stoke on Trent is rough, but the local shops put steal by dates on all the food.

I don't know. Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate half a dozen and the police kick your door down...

I use a 25mm picatinny rail bolted to the barrel in front of the forend at about 45 deg. The picatinny rail has a Q/D 25mm mount attached. The 25mm mount holds the torch. Press rear button/switch on torch. Fire shotgun. Pump forened, finish shot/follow through shot. Press torch off with forward stroke of forend.

Masturbators Anonymous has started meeting in our village hall. I was surprised at how many people came.

Player I know makes a lot of bespoke grips etc at his local Shed. Low speed high torque defo required. All of my gear for the last couple of years is Sealey. The hammering that their stuff takes would kill cheap tat in seconds.

I bought some new shoes today. One of them is not right.

It's sad. 9 out of 10 people who have fears about hurdles never get over them.

Asked my wife if she'd do karaoke with me. She wouldn't duet...

Today I married a lovely girl that works for Lidl. As I walked her down the aisle I picked up some drill-bits and cycling socks too!

I waited so long that two turned up at once in different boxes. I'd forgotten about ordering the first one. I'd moved by then.

The South Korean ban on dog meat won't work at all. The trade will just go on underhound.

Hope it gets patched up soon.

The CEO of Boeing has said that anyone with a problem with one of his aircraft can take it up with him personally. His door is always open.

I've started singing with a group called The Blankets. We're a covers band.

If you have been, are going to, or are threatened with having to go to Stoke on Trent, you have plenty of reasons to moan. Even the vague reminiscences about Stoke that this thread has bought on have made me monumentally bad tempered. As for round seals, buy a selection of thicknesses of Viton from eBay and get a set of punches. I'm making Brembo F08 calliper seals tomorrow.