Tactical Pith Helmet

These have been like hens' teeth for bloody ages. I hear the sound of Namsofters' wallets opening...

I found a dead frog in my pond today. He had Kermitted suicide.

I've given up my deer racing business. People kept saying that I was only in it to make a fast buck.

What's got eight wheels and flies? A bin lorry.

Fucking joke thrown out to grab a few headlines.

'You're home early Dear.' 'Boss told me to 'go to hell' so here I am.'

It's a starter gun for experienced players.

I've just watched a film called "Star Wars XXX". Well, what can I say..? It's definitely a departure from the first twenty-nine films.

Yep Mrs TPH and I will be at the next Namsoft, as will @RebelScumI hope?

I was looking at a shirt in a shop today and the sales woman asked me if I wanted to try it on. So I told her she had nice tits and asked if she fancied a drink after work.

Just saw the neighbourhood burglar kicking his own front door in. He must be working from home again.

I've just made a car entirely out of magic mushrooms. Might go out for a trip in it later.

'What's with all this talk about mothers?'

'Used as a target at the range by the local cadets.'

I'd prefer changing a baby for a dog myself... Being embarrassed about her anal bleaching session, my sister told everyone that she was just changing her ring tone.

Get going to games, and you'll find stuff for sale pretty regularly. Cold War Farcebook groups are a better source than Ebay too.

Just started an engraving course. First lesson, we barely scratched the surface...

I used to be addicted to swimming. I'm happy to say that I've been dry now for six months...

I've used one of these for years. It's just foam that compresses rather than jigsaw foam. It's mainly for an HFT rifle to protect the scope from being knocked waaaaay off zero, but I've had a bayonet collection, broadswords etc in it too. I tell the nosy that it's case for a percussion instrument. Not as tactical, but at £45/50 about 20 years ago its earned its keep. https://www.napieruk.com/collections/shotgun-slips-flight-cases/products/aluminium-rifle-shotgun-cases-air-line-approved?variant=15046232113218

I thought I'd hate this program about serious D.I.Y. blunders, but I'm literally glued to the TV...

I struggled with the laundry basket until I finally dropped it. Newly laundered clothes went everywhere. My wife did nothing to help. She just watched it all unfold.

I've had one of these for years. Slept on all sorts of ground and used it as a range mat for HFT. ALWAYS kept in the van in case of late night breakdown. Not especially wide. The lad once forgot his kipmat, and we had to share this one. It was a bit cosy tbh. I've had plenty of nights on a half inch inflating mat too, can't remember the brand, but it was bought for daughter's D of E many moons ago. About £15 on Evil Bay. Gave up on roll mats a long time ago, too bulky and they get in one's way.

“Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and mental institutions- to define, classify, control, and regulate people.” Michel Foucault "I don't care, you're going anyway." Foucault's Mum

Thanks! Typo edited. Temptation to go on about great The Roads to Freedom trilogy is resisted.