Tactical Pith Helmet

I'm a member of a couple of bike forums and angling forums. Christ alive they're dull. I got slated for sending a vid of me wheelieing the bloody bike, as well as advice such as, 'it's powerful enough as it is.' Two wheeled corpses I tell you. The angling one's livelier...

Just watching a shifty looking geezer in the library searching intently through ths 'S' section of the dictionary, he's stopped now. I think he's up to something.

I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him. I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.

Is anyone on here any good at crosswords? "Where they nailed Jesus." 2 across.

Yep. I've experienced similar. Even site regulars don't know what's actually being described on occasion.

Thought about this thread today. Earlier I put my RPK down on some foliage. The orange bakelite mag shone like crazy. I never realised just how much it stands out. I'm wearing solid black gear. It also stands out, and combined with the orange is akin to orange/black hazard tape! I've still managed to remain unseen for most of the day. Both teams are mostly wearing olive green kit. The PAVN have bright red collar tabs. I'm glad as twice today I've stalked friendly players, only the red tabs stopped me from shooting them. In some circumstances the red can give advantages. I'm probably painting the mag though.

Good advice given on this thread! I love running a sub 350fps bolty. I use .32s as they are a good compromise with cost v ultimate 'liftability.' I play at Gunman sites, and Josh usually asks anyone daft enough to use a sub-350fps bolty to say at the safety brief. This avoids the 'He's cheating/shooting within the MED' crap. You could ask the chaps at your site to do the same if they don't already. For short range, get a bayonet fitted... I find that I immerse myself far more with my K98. I think harder, use fieldcraft more and don't walk shots in as much. If you have a look at the day write ups thread, there are a few posts that give advice on getting the most out of your rif. Impulse is a bit of a guru in this department, but don't tell him I said so!

I'm waiting for Karlpat to come out.

My son borrowed my G&G M4 and used it for a Black Hawk Down loadout I seem to recall. Colt rail mounted tele sight and a few other gubbins. It looked pretty damn different.

Germany has just warned its population of an upcoming sausage and cheese shortage. They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.

My new girlfriend is pretty sophisticated. She likes her Pot Noodles al dente.

You need to narrow it down...

I went into an explosives shop yesterday and tried to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.

I once looked up the ingredients of WD on the German TuV website. I think that it was 50%ish thinners; so an effective penetrant and degreaser. It will make steel corrode over time, and rots rubber. Given that stainless steel skinned Atlas rockets were deployed in San Diego, I dunno why people use this to lube or protect. Stopping 304 stainless steel from corroding in a climate that doesn't drop below about 10 deg. C isn't something that's exactly difficult. 3-in-1 comes in different grades now too, light and heavy. I think that the tin you inherit from your Grandfather is light.

My dad always said "when one door shuts, another one opens" He never could sell that bloody car.

I was useless learning knots as a kid. As an adult, I've become slightly compulsive about learning them and failing to teach them to my kids.

I suppose that riding for a living a few years allowed me to perfect things a bit. Barn door fairing, hand waxed leggings, Seyntex over jacket, beer towel scarves (with spares), heated grips, handlebar muffs, Sealskin socks, reams of gaffer tape over vulnerable bits and daily kit care kept me dry on all but a few occasions. I drowned a few radios mind...

Deja vu is strong with this one! Accidentally replaced my halogen bulbs with hallucinogen bulbs. Now the circuit breakers are tripping and my electric bill is really high.

Great stuff. Loved the tip for not letting your Bic lighter lose gas. Defo second foil backed double skin tarps for shelter. I'd add hobo cooker and Snugpak Jungle Blanket, as well as Kelly Kettle and cook kit as options too. They are the more feral ends of this type of thing though tbh.

NEVER look through a scope that you cannot afford. Always take enough loo roll on milsims. Always sneak a hipflask into milsims - those nights can get cold. If your rif doesn't work, 95% of the time you should undo whatever the hell you last did when you 'upgraded/improved' it. Buy an anchor magnet and keep it in your vehicle (as per Strykerles!) Have a choice of food when playing over the weekend, its far nicer than eating something you really don't fancy. Take a basic toolkit and a spare gun and boots. Drink more water than you think you need to. Remember that you are there to have fun, and so is everyone else. It's a game, and sportsmanship is more important than your ego.

Sad to see all this fighting around the world between various religions. Yet I see how peaceful Hindus are in contrast. They have no beef with anyone!

I've had good games a Tuddenham in a pre-fab single story accommodation block. A lot of thought went into the games and they were spring and gas only days. Only one chap had a GBBR the rest were pump action shotties, pistols etc. Bloody great fun.

I have a disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it's terminal...

You two need the good work of GT85 and silicone grease (and surplus waterproofs on the bike). I took this pic after a run into town on my old winter hack. I'd stopped off at the common for a play on my way back. I use the lad's SR125 for really shit weather these days.