Tactical Pith Helmet

I tend to stick to Gunman filmsim or milsim type events BUT... I know who's going, and they're a chill lot. Any amateur RSM attempts are squished and the culprits either learn to behave or tend to drift away. They're great fun with the right people.

I wear l or XL Oriental fight gear. I'm a 30-32" waist!

When my 96 year old granddad was put into a home, it was good to see he still had his flirting game on at least. He approached this old lady and said, 'I'd love to get into your pants.' 'Really?' she beamed back at him. 'Yes,' he said, 'because I just shat in mine.'

A 50 year old man found dead in a local park has been named by police. Bloody shame it took 50 years for someone to name him!

No, but the filed selector and 'fet set to DMR would; if subject to random inspection I suppose. If briefings were more than words, safety systems actually honoured etc etc repeat ad nauseum... Can any fet be locked? Is there a non-programmable DMR fet? Would a site crack the rif open to see if one's fitted? Expect that you're right tbh.

There are two types of people in the world, the bad and the good. The good sleep better, but the bad enjoy being awake more...

I think Josh says that the lock must be 'mechanical'. Since a definition of mechanical is 'relating to machines' i.e. 'a piece of equipment with several moving parts that uses power to do a particular type of work,' I think you're fine modifying one with tape. I cannot believe how much thought I've just put into responding. I feel like Prof Lunn now. 😆 All you need is ultra smart use of a cable tie and a jubilee clip and you're officially Chief Forum Tech.

Some sites have a rule that fet only locking is not allowed. Stops you fucking about with it in game I expect.

Yesterday I accidentally stepped on a copy of the Daily Mail and then had to spend ages hunting round to find some dog shit to wipe it off with.

I hate being tailgated, especially when you're already doing 70 in a 30. And this blokes aftermarket blue lights are bloody annoying too...

It's Saint George's Day today. Patron saint of cheap clothes in Asda.

If anyone has any ideas how to fix the terrible condensation problem that we have in our house, please feel free to pop round anytime... the kettle’s always on.

https://www.valkyrieairsoft.co.uk/shop/ Valkyrie BBs on offer. Good price for a quality product.

I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?" He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell"

Just quit my job at the circus. My boss was a fucking clown...

I actually have on my CV: 'C in GCSE Physics Understanding of BB weight upon exterior ballistic performance of 6mm plastic BB, as presented in posts on AFUK.' I reckon that's worth a couple of grand extra a year surely?!

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat...

It's certainly practical!

WTF is an acronym

The 26mm objective allows slightly more magnification for maximum low light gathering i.e. 7mm exit pupil at approx 3.7 x mag. The optical quality would dictate if this meant anything though. Have you looked through either though? I've a simple fixed 4x40 US made Weaver that outperforms any cheap Chinese scope of whatever make or spec. Personally I can snap shoot both eyes open with a crystal clear 4x as easily as 1x. I've a period correct fixed Nikko Sterling Gold Crown on my 'Nam M14. If you want multiple aimpoints I'd try and find a Hawke Panorama in 2-7x 32 1/2 mildot. I don't know what model replaced it, but when I shot the HFT world championship in 2014, the top three placed shooters were equipped with larger Panoramas. I have a 3-9x40 on my Steve Pope tuned HW97K HFT rifle. It's an amazing scope for the money. Another option is Minox BDC. Not sure these are cheap anymore. I use one of these on my SVD. https://www.uttings.co.uk/p122015-nikko-stirling-30mm-diamond-1-4x24-ir-rifle-scope-ndsi1424/

I used to have a loving family, a nice house, and good car until I got involved with drugs. Now I have my own island and a yacht.

I second this, and use both of them. First game we ever played the lad got three ticks. I once had 14! The one on the back of my bollox was not funny. Forget the embarrassment and get someone to check you over. Use your phone camera if on your own. FFS delete the vid straight away....

People think grass don't be wet in the morning. But it dew.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?" “Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, over 315,000 troops killed or wounded, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”. “Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”? “They haven’t turned up yet”

I was told I could look at the eclipse through a colander. I tried it but it strained my eyes...