Tactical Pith Helmet

The Institute for Unfinished Research has discovered that six out of ten people

I now identity as a donkey. My pronouns are he/haw.

I fold the sides of the boonie up and secure them with the chin strap. My flora boonie has studs to fold and hold the sides in place, but as The Full 9 says, you are mixing eras as ear-pro was not around in the boonie wearing past. You could of course buy yourself a deerstalker; very stylish.

Addicted to seaweed? Seek kelp.

I use Howard Leights. They all that you want. I have the dreaded tinnitus too. I plug comms into them, they cancel loud noise and amplify low noise if desired. Very good for the money. Batteries last ages too.

We'll be Warpacing it next year. Have to sort the damn calendar out though.

I went to the bank once with a pair of 1911s and the staff thought that they were so cool, they gave me a great wad of money for free!

The strength of that balcony shows the true quality of British building. Nearly 8000 men assembled on it during that raid!

There's an FB group that details Throbbing Dipshits antics. If you look there @gavinkempsellyou can get the gen without having to engage his own media.

Man's a complete knob.

I was going to tell you all a joke about UPS deliveries. You won't get it though...

Monofilament line has stretch. Fluorocarbon has less stretch and is stiffer, pound for pound. Can be shiny though. Braided line is no stretch and thinnest pound for pound. It is also available in matt green, brown and camo. Green Berkeley is very thin, very strong and lasts years. It also tends to be the cheapest brand. Not sure why anyone would use standard mono for tripwire these days.

Albert Einstein was a genius. His brother Frank was a monster.

Went to a restaurant called Karma last night. Good food but limited menu. They do just desserts...

Sounds like an assessment by the Chicken Little School of Economics.

My local shop is selling a natural plant based alternative to vapes. They're called cigarettes.

1971: A man goes into a tailor's shop in Birmingham to buy a new suit. After going through all the usual choices, he settles on a nice single breasted two-button charcoal grey one with a single vent and three buttons on each sleeve. The salesman then persuades him to add a shirt, one with a complementary stripe and then he asks, how about we finish it all off with a nice kipper tie? 'That would be lovely,' replies the man, 'milk and two sugars please.'

You could ask Car Shere's brother.

My lad got zero for his geography and history homework, even after I helped him with it. Seriously, that school is like the Swedish Inquisition!

If I got a pound for every time I was paranoid, I'd wonder who was paying me and why?

How we dressed the first time I heard that one! My new French girlfriend is into water sports. Really?! Oui oui...

My neighbours dog keeps trying to mount anything that moves... it's a Jack Russell Brand.

Heal soon chap. Not had my knee get that bad, but judo and off road bikes have left me full of arthritis. I know how it bloody feels! Physio, physio, physio... Hope you're back in the field soon.

I'm going to make a TV mini-series about hi-jacking a plane. We just shot the pilot.