Tactical Pith Helmet

Did you know that the leading cause of cancer in lab rats is research scientists?

My wife was born female, she identifies as female. According to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, she's a family of four.

Hi Joe, As a fellow East ~Anglian I'll second Stew. I fucked over properly the first year that I played. Dead branches in long grass trapping my feet each time. You'll find the CQB in Snetterton has a good(ish) flat(ish) clear surface. I'll echo Stew (again!) and say keep it light. My skirmish rig is belt, pistol holster, 1 x fastmag pouch, one deep .308 ammo pouch for spare BBs/speedloader/grenades/spare or empty mag, 1 x 500ml water bottle. The rest of my kit (gas/sarnies/big bag of 'just in case' BBs, big bottle of water, poncho, etc) gets dumped at re-spawn in a rucksack. Polymer MP5 or similar lightweight rif and you're good to go. You don't need a load of load carrying gear as I learned the hard way when I started. Playing with all your kit on ones person led to a Skorpion/kit bag full of cheese and onion pasty... 😅 I play with arthritis as does my regular airsoft buddy. When our hips play up we lumber about like a pair of dinosaurs. We still enjoy ourselves. Some days all I can do is hide in a likely spot and wait for the enemy to turn up before blatting a load in the back. Good luck with your first few games. What's your local site?

Lifelong Liverpool supporter Yul Brynner was known to hate aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

Quite agree. That's not just a 'classic,' 'pre-loved,' 'vintage' gat there, it's full on shabby chic. Got to be worth several quid over a new 'un.

G&G ETUs are notoriously crap. Mine lasted all of a morning skirmish. Perun is probably the answer, but it's not cheap.

I manged to mix human and donkey DNA today. I also got kicked out of the petting zoo.

BINGO

I joined a carpenters class the other day. We haven't made anything yet. We've only just begun.

What's got loads of balls and fucks rabbits? A shotgun...

I can't believe I've been sacked from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in!

You'll have to get a lot of du ban GI in next year @Impulse!

I've never been any good at haggling. I've paid the price, I can tell you.

I've been told to stop drinking milk. I've tested various substitutes with tea, coffee, custard, muesli, porridge, cereals and on their own. Soya, almond, oat etc. My favourite is the Bailey's.

Welcome. I tune Weihrauchs for a hobby too. I have a 77 on the bench atm. I'll wager my arthritis tablets that you've a few games in you as yet.

I've become a Jehovas Bystander. It's like being a Jehovas Witness but for people who don't want to get involved.

I was talking about this very question a few games ago. I gave a chap my CYMA 040to hold and he thought that it was the LCT. I don't think that he would have mistaken the rif with both side by side, but the CYMA is solid. Where are you? If you are ten minutes up the road from someone on here I'm sure that they will let you have a fondle.

My Boss has threatened to sack the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me...

Changing more than one component at a time makes problem solving extremely difficult. Mosfet fitted - test. Motor changed - test again. Add 11.1 and test. If you want more development after that, it's exponentially more work.

Lost my job on the bins due to alcoholism. I kept falling off the wagon.

Not according to economists. 😉

I've a CYMA AK74. It's one of the metal bodied versions. Really solid rif. My lad has a CM 0.48 AKM from CYMA. It's really solid out of the box, but you can feel the weight difference between it and the E&L. Unless you fancy teching it, and someone more knowledgeable than me recommended a particular model for technical reasons, I would be happy with the CYMA.

You get the same 'toy' in the avocado again and again. I've got a good joke about trickle down economics; but 99% of you won't get it.

Think of Kinder Eggs. Uncle Bob came across a photo of his mother in law last night. Aunt Alice hasn't talked to him since...