How can someone be a seasoned noobie?
Someone really has to set off my cockwomble meter to get me to post on here nowadays but you have got a whole conversation, well done for being super SPESHAL.
You are arguing with the sort of people who have lots of experience and have heard every line of bullshit going so give up. As for that Defender I wouldn't have one if it was free would rather own a Combat Masheep.