Abduction!

[Shamal]

Ok fess up you miserable bunch of scurvy dogs!

What youz done wiv the 'Borg?

He's  conspicuous by his absence. 

Hand him back an we'll say no more.???

Regards 

[2MT Paul]

assimilation??

[Shamal]

10 minutes ago, 2MT Paul said:

assimilation??

Ok. Rogerborg has disappeared. First one to find him,finds him first. Simple.

?

[strykerles]

disappeared into a teching rabbit hole?

[Shamal]

27 minutes ago, strykerles said:

disappeared into a teching rabbit hole?

Yeah could be but I finks that could be a smoke screen.you know more than your letting on! ??‍♂️

[Adolf Hamster]

Think he's hiding because he doesnt like being reminded that he cant go shooting with lockdown.

[Speedbird_666]

Just now, Adolf Hamster said:

Think he's hiding because he doesnt like being reminded that he cant go shooting with lockdown.

 

Didn't he drop off the radar during the last lockdown as well?

[Shamal]

Just now, Adolf Hamster said:

Think he's hiding because he doesnt like being reminded that he cant go shooting with lockdown.

Hiding or sulking? Lol.

Just now, Shamal said:

Hiding or sulking? Lol.

Nah. Think I'm being led down blind alleys here. None of it adds up. Your all coming up wiv lame excuses. Lol

Regards 

[Adolf Hamster]

2 minutes ago, Speedbird_666 said:

 

Didn't he drop off the radar during the last lockdown as well?

 

Yeah, thats whats making me think he's done the same again.

[Shamal]

Just now, Adolf Hamster said:

 

Yeah, thats whats making me think he's done the same again.

Mmm......?

I may have to file a missing 'Borg report unless I gets some answers that make sense...

?

[Tackle]

Reckon the stress of lockdown causes him to fall off the wagon, he's probably locked himself in the shed, gorging on haggis & tatty's, washed down with gallons of Irn-bru based cocktails, while knocking one out over a well used signed photo of Nicola Sturgeon ?

 

Of course I could be wrong, only the Borg knows the truth ?

 

@Rogerborg, here you go mate, one for the "bank" ?

[Druid799]

Even if he has been abducted ,they’ll soon give him back once he starts gobbing off at them ! ?

???

[alxndrhll]

My best guess is he’s currently sat passed out chained to a pillar in the Depot with a crude sign which reads “Aye shall not be moved!” propped up against his knees.

[Arwen]

Probably annoyed that he can't/won't go play pew pew due to Covid, while simultaneously annoyed at others going to play pew pew every weekend ?

[Shamal]

17 minutes ago, Arwen said:

Probably annoyed that he can't/won't go play pew pew due to Covid, while simultaneously annoyed at others going to play pew pew every weekend ?

It's a bitter pill to swallow that's for sure.

But I'm convinced he has been taken by another forum an they are gonna suck his brain dry of all his knowledge wiv some diabolical apparatus and then send back the shell. 

Somebody has to save him!!(or not) hehe.

??

Regards 

[Arwen]

Perhaps he's away to a bike forum, since that's something we are still allowed to do. 

[Impulse]

Maybe if we say his name three times he'll appear, like out of a horror film

 

@Rogerborg @Rogerborg @Rogerborg

[Shamal]

14 hours ago, Impulse said:

Maybe if we say his name three times he'll appear, like out of a horror film

 

@Rogerborg @Rogerborg @Rogerborg

Haha. You done it now! Dont look in your wardrobe.....?

Regards 

[Adolf Hamster]

Thought tou had to be looking in a mirror when you said his name for that to work?

[Shamal]

4 hours ago, Adolf Hamster said:

Thought tou had to be looking in a mirror when you said his name for that to work?

Not if its betelgeuse lol.

Regards 

[Adolf Hamster]

9 minutes ago, Shamal said:

Not if its betelgeuse lol.

Regards 

 

well we tried the betelgeuse way, didnt seem to work so maybe we need to do the biggie smalls way