Mike636

Really?
 
Your telling me that those pictured toys closely resemble a real gun to a normal person? That's the working definition of a Imitation Firearm.
 
Did you know there are companies that sell "wild fruit" products but they are technically breaking the law because you cannot sell wild fruit, berries or nuts for commercial gain as it's technically theft. If they are commercially grown then it's false advertising.
 
Nothing gets done because
 
1) The Police/trading standards have better things to do
 
2) nobody cares

Yeah they do, it's all Halal though and will turn your children into satanists

Yeah they do, it's all Halal though and will turn your children into satanists

Yes and yes.

Really?
 
Your telling me that those pictured toys closely resemble a real gun to a normal person? That's the working definition of a Imitation Firearm.
 
Did you know there are companies that sell "wild fruit" products but they are technically breaking the law because you cannot sell wild fruit, berries or nuts for commercial gain as it's technically theft. If they are commercially grown then it's false advertising.
 
Nothing gets done because
 
1) The Police/trading standards have better things to do
 
2) nobody cares

Yes and yes.

Waaaaaaaaaaaay more than I should.

wut.... even by my standards, I'm not sure if some of you are trolling or being serious...

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

I dunno, every time I see a maroon or green beret on a skinny 17 year old I think to myself... "tosser".

Which is completely irrational I know, I've never earned either of those berets either, and my navy blue one only took 8 weeks to get (you fcking sprog Mike636, get the wets on) but for some reason it still gets me. Not that I'd ever express it to them, they're entirely within their rights to wear whatever the hell they like to airsoft.

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

Nope, pretty sure that's reserved for GoldenEye henchmen

Any colour that's not brown, sand, blue, light blue, black, green, red, maroon pretty much covers most of the Armed Forces

I'll be honest I'm in the same boat as Finus and know next to nothing about computer specs so I may be firing a pm in the future , plus the shop isn't far from me so no postage!

I heard somewhere that the officer had taken first pressure, which is a knats hair from going bang. If you see the video of the officers attending the Lee Rigby incident they decamp, draw and fire in about a second

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

Treat your RIF like your genitals, don't get it out in public, don't wave it about where neighbors can see and don't be a dick! The only time you should have it out is when your in the woods with strangers.
....Oh no this metaphor was a bad choice

I heard somewhere that the officer had taken first pressure, which is a knats hair from going bang. If you see the video of the officers attending the Lee Rigby incident they decamp, draw and fire in about a second