Skullchewer

Probably a good idea!

I didn't believe what happened next.

Today I scored all this army surplus. 2 pair camo trousers, 2 molle belts, 2 yokes, vest with pouches and camel back holder, loads of molle pouches, sturdy backpack. All for the lovely price of £bugger all.

The sniper was very apologetic. They had a laugh about it after

Fun day at skirmish Wycombe. This happened (not my footage), but the lad that took the hit took it in his stride, went off and put a band aid on it and jumped right back in with no hard feelings. Unlucky incident. The shot is at the 3 minute mark.

I love you and hate you in equal parts.

Went again today. Great day. Definitely some immortal players but they were rentals, and that's not unusual for rentals ?? Small site but very fun.

That's cool af mate.

There's a honeycomb cover on the lens ?

Gave my Silverback a makeover. Need more foliage?

I work near a barracks. We've had some dealings with the current QM there, and a couple prior. Crooked as the day is long. Stuff "gets lost" all the time. The last one had trucks "Go missing". Latest guy isn't much better, I hear. It's common in the forces, unfortunately.

Aw man, dig em out and show us, please? ?

Not exactly a load out pic, but I seem to have gone with a theme for my cases etc. ??

Back in the 90s I bought a TM MP5, through my Japanese wife's friend. It was a simple springer. I wasn't into Airsoft, didn't know it was a thing. I just liked guns in video games and thought it would be a fun thing to have. It was. It got left in a cellar during a house move. Probably worth quite a bit now ?

So then she says"Strip down, facing me" It was only as I was being put in the back of the van that I realised she meant my credit card.

Okay...... Anyway..... There's this festival, right.......

What's the expected turn around on these now? ?

A man sees a sign outside a farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story!" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the Garda. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world drug lords, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Dublin airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!" The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid!" The owner says. “A tenner??But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying cunt. He's never been out of the garden!"

Yeah, she's definitely getting a makeover! First task is to identify the make.

Cheapy from a mate. Not quite boneyard. Put some rounds through it, sounds like Zebedee from the Magic Roundabout. It's a project. Will chrono it before I start work on it, and hopefully the end result will be much better.

Went here for the third time today. Have had one good day here, and one BLEH! The bleh day was marred by a lot of people not taking their hits. Today I was going alone, last minute, and it's 15 minutes from my front door, so what the hell. Great day, everyone called their shots and great teamwork. So it's a bit hit and miss this site.

Just got home from Skirmish Wycombe. I've been twice before, once good once a bit meh. Today was bloody brilliant. I went alone, but everyone was in good form and having a great laugh, lots of great teamwork and more importantly everyone was calling their hits. There were a few "he didn't call his hit", but we all know that sometimes people think they hit but didn't, or the target genuinely didn't feel it. Marshalls were good, weather was good, overall a bloody great day. My KWA TK45 performed beautifully, her first time on the field. I managed to lose my pistol mag, but a marshal found it, thankfully. It's only 10/15 minutes drive from my house, so I'll be going again. Hopefully that one not so good day I had there was an anomaly, though I know the site gets some iffy reviews.

I reckon there's enough crossover for you lot to be interested in the festival I help organise. Road to Ruin was the UK's first, and still the largest, Post Apocalyptic themed event, and we're back this July A music festival based around Post Apocalyptic themed vehicles. We have the UK's largest (And possibly in the world) Post Apocalyptic themed legal road run. We are now in our 4th year (Technically 6th, but Covid cancelled the last two festivals). You can see highlights from previous years, including the road run on our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCorjudMSS5DDWqLjhnz3z9Q Photos of some of our models, vehicles, and event photos on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/roadtoruinofficialuk/ And of course, our facebook: https://www.facebook.com/roadtoruin2017 Tickets available through our website: https://www.road2ruin.co/