Skullchewer

I got shot in the dick. Again. Also my mate's son did this to one of my loaners.

Am I doing it right?

Scored a couple of free Mich helmets

You mean that's not what the AF in AFUK stands for?

So apparently Royal Mail have managed to lose my patches twice.

Working on customizing my Secutor. Going to paint the bipod at some point, camo the scope and suppressor, and paracord braid the hand guard..

And the power is finally back. Taken a loooooooong shower and booked a Skirmish for the weekend. Thanks for putting up with my moaning, lads 😁

I'm still amused that op ran away. Imagine if he actually got a site up and running and someone had a complaint. NOOOOO, I'M GOING AWAY!

And currently you can still buy any kind of crossbow at 18, with no permit or anything required. 🤷🏼 Crazy m

Yeah, but Wez and Toecutter both died. In Mad Max 2 you see Max washing at one point. Clearly he survives cos he has fresh under crackers. Also: here we are, Thursday morning, still no power. I am very stinky pew 🤣 I bought a crappy Chinese peq from fleabay, it has a cover that adjusts the beam. It also offered to check my phone messages for me 🤔

On the plus side I've found out the torch on my new PEQ box is really good.

Your want to start an Airsoft business, you've crunched the numbers and have determined that it will be profitable, but you don't know what you need..... Yup, winning. Hold up, weren't you the one asking about shooting two Tone RIFs in your local woods not long ago? Seriously, I would educate yourself A LOT on this hobby before you start trying to run a business around it 🤦🏼

Day 6 An engineer came out today, while I was at work. When asked why our neighbours have power, when we don't, he said that our phase is broken and theirs isn't, and they need to work out where the break is. So it's Wednesday, 6 days since the power went out, and they apparently still don't know what's broken. Fffffuuuuuuu.....

Just got given a shed load of camo netting. Ghille suit ahoy!

Glocktopus should win the day.

Sorry, it's BYOB. Bring your own bird

Huh, that's actually an intriguing idea. And this morning.... Still no power!!

Day 4. Still no power. Sense of humour about the situation all but exhausted. I WANT A DAMN SHOWER!

Please, make it stop 😩

Maybe it's cold

Good to hear, you sound like the sort of player we like 😁 Stick with it and I hope to see a post from you in the not too distant future along the lines of "omfg what an awesome day!"

Well that's just convinced me to buy one.