When I was a nipper I had a .177 gat gun which I used to load by putting barrel on floor and leaning on it with my impressive 4 stone wet weight because I was to weak to do it any other way.
Anyway during a bored, idle period of thinking what to shoot,I put barrel in mouth to aid thought process as one does while caressing trigger.
You have to understand,at this point, that I was only seven or eight so not too wise to the world of consequences.
Anywhoo caressing finger carresed harder and Wallop!!
My god I saw stars and my head shot back to the point of nearly breaking my neck. I choked,my eyes blurred and filled with the tears of fear cause I couldn't tell me mam because that would have earned me another wallop!
I'm so glad I hadn't loaded it though.
But I often think that's why I never became a homosexual.
Anything hard in my mouth makes me choke! Lol.
Lesson learned though and I soon healed lol
Regards