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? Very good.Well written although I feel like I've read a book. Bring a whole new meaning to bestiality though.lol Regards

Haha. They get better...

Haha no,no obligation to buy so long as promise to forget after reading. ? Regards

I really have to get a better class of friends. My mate Kenny with the speech impediment has just been charged with shoplifting kitchen utensils from Tesco. He said it was a whisk he was prepared to take. But silly Billy now that's more serious. He has been charged with murder. He attacked a bloke with a sheet of sandpaper. He only meant to rough him up a bit. There ya go.Buy one get one free! Lol Regards

Now that's a gun! Look like the Johnny Seven gun I had when I was a kid. ? Regards

OK I will help you out. It's neither they are both redskins. Boom boom lol

Two tomatoes in a bowl. Which one was the cowboy? Answers below please......

Yeah? You are good to go! Just be careful of the China cups lol ? Regards

Ain't that the truth! It stole 3 days of nae 2020 from me along with loads of bunker battles! Grrr! ?

Doh! Seconded.....carried. I got a gnu for my wife this Christmas just gone. She wasn't too pleased but thought it was a cracking swop.......?

Very nice but the ear pieces look a little uncomfortable? Regards

Haha. Anything goes......

Two friends meet in town. "Helloo der Patrick" says Mick. "Helloo yerself den Mick" says Patrick. "Whats dat in yer bag den?" says Mick. "Its doughnuts" says Patrick. "Ahh now,to be sure I'd love a doughnut"says Mick. "Well now den Mick"says Patrick "if you can quess how many doughnuts are in dis here bag den I will give yerself da both of dem so I will" Mick concentrates and beads of sweat appear on his forehead. "Bejesus dis is a tough one but I tink tis tree" He Says. "Dats close enough to be sure"says Patrick as he hands him the bag. P.s names have been changed to protect identities.no resemblance to persons living or dead. Terms and conditions apply. Please read small print. P.p.s I had better get a like for all that work! ?? Regards

I just wasted 3mins of tinnie time reading that(yep I'm a slow reader) but it was worth it lol. P.s who has the ban hammer?

Like it lol

Groan!! ? Ooo. Sorry Hatfield he's new! Lol

Its a funny ol world. Two men arrested in Portsmouth last night. One was drinking battery acid! And the other was eating fireworks! Police charged one and let the other one off.......... ?? Regards

Nearly fell for that one!! Lol

I've given that a laugh but I have to admit it may be deeper than I think? Help me out, I know there is some profound meaning lol ? Regards

Haha. Now there's a name to remember.

My Chinese neighbour told me he has opened a crows shop. I think he means clothes shop. Anyway I think I will pop down and have a rook... boom boom.?? Regards

Bloody hell man! Minus eight. Hope you have heated gear. Dont drop anything,it will shatter.lol ❄❄? Regards

That looks ok.you wont need glasses with that ? Regards

Sorry mate, as @witchcraft58asays, appreciate the work involved but I have to go and lay in a darkened room now.lol Just my opinion. I suppose I'm too old for change now.?? Regards