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Shamal

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  1. Shamal
    Hi and welcome to the good ship afuk.🙂 Ask away. The guys on here are pretty clued up except for me. I'm more glued up lol. Enjoy 👍 Regards
  2. Shamal
    Gee whizz Santa. You're the best!!
  3. Shamal
    I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts... I won’t lie, it was a rocky road
  4. Shamal
    A blonde was very upset and wanted to end it all. She held a gun to her head and her boyfriend was laughing. She said to him, keep laughing you prick, you’re next.
  5. Shamal
    Right.Just so everyone is clear..... I'm gonna put my glasses on..😵‍💫
  6. Shamal
    Haha. Are you a man or a mouse? 🤣🤣 Regards
  7. Shamal

    This advert is COMPLETED!

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    For sale GsG g14 ebb rifle. Lovely gnu but ugly. I've tried to find the love for it but it's not happening for me. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder ( get it out with optrex) So ebb rifle comes with eight mags. One mid cap and the rest hi caps.couple of mags have the stacking lugs missing( does not affect use). Included is a gun bag,a theta red dot sight with fitted battery and a nuprol battery. Gun has large front battery compartment into which most batteries will fit with ease. Deans connector. Gun has safe,semi,two round burst and full auto. Every thing is ambidextrous. Six position stock. The gun can be taken apart by removing five push pins. It is in vgood condition and works as it should.( May be a little hot ). Sounds great and is a little bit different. Price will include fees and UK postage. Any questions please pm me.🙂 Doesn't seem to have come up in ad but offers considered👍

    £160

    - GB

  8. Shamal
    A prison guard went into work one day, and he was surprised to see one of his friends locked in a cell. He asked his friend what he was doing behind bars. “Well, I was out doing my Christmas shopping one morning," his friend explained, "and then the police handcuffed me and brought me here because they said I was getting it done too early.” “Well, that doesn't sound so bad," said the guard. "I get my Christmas shopping done by the middle of November. How early did you do yours?” His friend replied, “About three hours before the store opened"!
  9. Shamal
    Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
  10. Shamal
    17. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.
  11. Shamal
    Never buy flowers from a monk...... Only you can prevent florist friars
  12. Shamal
    I introduced my grandson to Airsoft. He is 21 and loves it.I also got him hooked on viper gear. Boots,trousers,vest and gloves. We look identical except he is a foot and a half taller and and 5 stone lighter! I hate him...lol.
  13. Shamal
    What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re. "Dad are we pyromaniacs?" "Yes we arson"
  14. Shamal
    I'm wondering if acupuncture would be a cure for my pins and needles
  15. Shamal
    I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week. First time I've ever won a game of Scrabble.
  16. Shamal
    Really regretting teaching my dog to play classical music on the piano. All day long it's Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach Go on then. I'll get it.
  17. Shamal
    Can I stop thinking about kinder eggs now? It's not helping ☹️
  18. Shamal
    Ordered and paid for the calendar. It's a small price for the calender but hopefully it will help with the work you are doing for an often overlooked issue that affects a lot of men. Good luck with the charity👍 Now begins the battle for wall space. My Airsoft pics or her Johnny Depp pics (I think we know who will win.......) Regards
  19. Shamal
    Nope. I give up?? Lol Scientists have discovered that the first two humans were actually cocknies. Would you Adam and Eve it?
  20. Shamal
    My mate needed a bone marrow transplant. We found a match in Argentina and the operation was a success. Our thanks go to Diego marrow donor.
  21. Shamal
    Because the lady loves Milk Tray. That is going back a bit 😂
  22. Shamal
    .Absolutely fuming!!!! 😡😡😠 Just got home to find all of my windows open! They've taken everything 😢😢😢 Dirty rotten thieving so and so's!!!! You wait until I find you!!!👀 How can people just think they can take what ever they want?? That was MY advent calendar and YOU had no right to open the windows and steal all of my Chocolates. They were for ME.....🤣
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  24. Shamal
    You are in the best place fella. Take a scroll down to the classifieds section,take some pictures and write a description,tell everyone how much you want(how much!!??) Lol and place your ad. Bosh!! Job done,👍
  25. Shamal
    Well mine is shaped like a rocket.....the wife is over the moon!
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