Shamal

.Absolutely fuming!!!! ??? Just got home to find all of my windows open! They've taken everything ??? Dirty rotten thieving so and so's!!!! You wait until I find you!!!? How can people just think they can take what ever they want?? That was MY advent calendar and YOU had no right to open the windows and steal all of my Chocolates. They were for ME.....?

You are in the best place fella. Take a scroll down to the classifieds section,take some pictures and write a description,tell everyone how much you want(how much!!??) Lol and place your ad. Bosh!! Job done,?

Well mine is shaped like a rocket.....the wife is over the moon!

Peters and Lee? The parrot is looking very nervous!?‍?

Driving test? Eyesight test?Maths test? Drug test? ? What test? Regards

I finally managed to convince my wife to watch Back to the future. I tell you what ! It's ... about time.

I used to date an algebra teacher. I never could quite work her out, though. I guess that’s y she’s my x

Last night my wife started saying that in 1892, she had written the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Yes she was Tolkien in her sleep again.

Somebody's opening the crackers early! ?

Spoilt brat! ?

I'll let you have that one on account of my ferret offering. But really?? ? Don’t you just hate it when you want to give someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and as soon as you do…. ….. she’s not your friend anymore!!?

Yeah that's the exact one.? I've had it for years and it's still good as new.really hard-wearing.

I've got a 5.11 range bag which carries all my hand guns,mags,radios and stuff like eyepro and tools. It also came with smaller tote bag which holds batteries,bbs and chrono etc.

I called the RSPCA and told them there was a weasel hanging off my ceiling fan, but the person on the other end of the phone didn't believe me so I told them 'You'll just have to take my whirred ferret. ? Yes I know...I'll get my coat.

Nice vid and interesting site. Looks a bit dangerous though lol. Regards

My front door is alarmed after 5pm. Before that it's just generally anxious.

RAC are worse. Raging Alcoholic Club.they actually drive you to drink lol

Passed an AA man in a lay-by today, slumped over the wheel and sobbing his heart out. I thought, he's heading for a breakdown☹️

I think that having music blasting from belt mounted speakers would send me home pdq. Why would you even do that? Lol

My boss said "you should of been here at eight" "Why what happened?" Said I "You will have to work on for an extra hour" " No I wouldn't like to be late twice in one day" I said. Anyone need a builder?

Niiice! Great fun on and off the field lol.

I think it's new.

My warranty is I know his address ?

For anybody who doesn't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator,the alligator is the one next to the crocodile ?