Shamal

Hey you are describing me! Except that everyone spoils my fun by shooting at me.😂 Regards

My battle buddy picked one up at the nae in August for £75. I was very impressed with it. Wish I had seen it first 😡 Enjoy it when you get some co2 👍 Regards

Yeah there should be some resistance to stop BB rolling down. How much depends on how the hop is adjusted.

Seem to be on target there bud.🎯. Enjoy your new toy tomorrow and don't drop it in't mud👍

Niiice! That's what it's all about. Work hard,play hard. Play airhard...no airsoft hard...oh fuck I've lost it.....😂

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after the house of commons is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests. "You crafty fucker!" Replied the Fairy.

Research has proven that if your parents didn’t have any children then you won’t either

Hi E. Welcome to the Airsoft asylum. All that is good in the world can be found in these well thumbed pages. Enjoy the forum and maybe you can tell us some of your thoughts on Airsoft in South Africa. (I'm assuming it's played.there?) Have fun and call your hits. 🙂 Regards

The internet connection around here recently has been a bit sketchy, so I moved the modem down the road to where they keep those horses. Now I have stable WiFi.👍

FFS. 🤣

Nor,indeed,commas.lol😉

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went up to the Lake District, walked for about 5 miles stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another 5 miles and had a biscuit and then I... Sorry, I'm rambling...!

A Priest kept chickens in his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, - "Who has a cock?" All the men got up. "No, I meant who has seen a cock?" ...All the women got up. "No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" ...Half the women got up. "Oh, for Heaven's sake, Who has seen my cock?". All the nuns got up

Is it very inaccurate at the moment then?

Horizontal

I think it is just to facilitate the passage of the cables. But I would place it at the six o clock position.

I've found that no matter what I wear I still can't hide. I put it down to the big flashing arrow that follows me around above my head saying "Hit Here!" The least amount of damage I sustained was going directly to a game after work wearing plaster encrusted trousers and t-shirt? I'll stick with my viper kit though. I think it's amazing for price 👍

Henry VIII had six wives. Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleeves, Katherine Howard, Katherine Parr and Jane…See more

First game since January what am I forgetting? Umm that you play Airsoft? Lol. Enjoy 👍

Bit long this one. So granny is 88 and still driving.She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, grandma.. 😊

Like it.

I thought I’d do something different today. So I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He was not pleased

🤦 I had my leg X-rayed yesterday the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高

Yeah know how that feels ☹️ When we had the heatwave back in July,August the slightest exertion had me melting.game play was at a crawl lol.