Tactical Pith Helmet

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Spending my entire weekend bobsleighing. I can't tell you how much I hate people called Bob.

She opened the door in her nighty. That's an odd place for a door I thought.

I have a second hand TM 1911. It's reliable. It does what you need a pistol to do. My lad has a well abused G17. When it finally refused to cycle (after two years plus IIRC), I must have cleaned about two ounces of crap out of it. The side was damaged by all the grit graunching around in it. Wet and dry and grease fixed it good as new. You can fuck about with other makes and get good results, but I'd rather buy once, cry once.

I saw a sleepwalking nun last night. 'Must be a roamin’ Catholic,' I thought.

So did Socrates. Just be careful around poisonous liquids. Hello, to a probably confused @Dobbin66. It all makes sense after a while mate.* *Seriously, have a gander at the Good Grief thread. 😉

A friend uses a hard, wheeled, plastic flight case designed for golf clubs. He reckons that its gets ignored. Plenty of room for rifs and kit.

Battlesim tends to be night or evening play and bivvies rather than tents. I have done a few now, at least they were run like that. It's a bit more immersive than rifs down and beers out at 5pm.

If you wear armbands on your ankle, you would float upside down. You could drown!

I see that the new Queen is going to be a man. Will this woke nonsense ever end?

My belt kit is minimalist and has evolved over the years. It consists of several types of camo and is ugly as sin, but works very well. I used a set of shoulder straps from a bergen to stop it hanging too low. I could have spent serious money for something less useful.

Do you use the gradations on your reticle or Kentucky windage?

Jesus wept! 😅 Lollipop ladies. They make me cross.

Your call is important to us... But not important enough for us to employ a sufficient number of staff to answer it.

I wish that fat people had an easier time of it. I mean, they've got a lot on their plates.

RPK inner barrels are often a fair bit shorter than the outer. The slightest misalignment can be amplified by the length. If removing the flash hider helped, I'd guess misalignment.

You could crucify dwarves on that.

I'd knock up a box in tongue and groove and make a wooden divider using a jigsaw. Sand it, stain it and varnish if you really want, and it won't stand out against quality stuff. If you get an old packing case the correct size, or knock something up from pallet wood, you can laminate it with 3mm ply and stain etc. That's dirt cheap and looks OK too. If you draw up a design, you could get the sides etc cut of ply at a local builders merchants and screw them together yourself. I've made a few units in similar fashion.

Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One says to the other: “Make an effort, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow."

Stayed up all last night trying to remember if I had insomnia or amnesia.

By the time it shoots nicely, it will be an expensive sniper rifle...

Aunt Doris didn’t have sex at all, not a thing until she was 67. And that was cos she'd no small change for the window cleaner.

We know the type...

KM is to airsoft what The Sun is to journalism. We don't read The Sun for the same reason that we don't eat from the toilet bowl. KM should receive the same disdain.