Ed, Let's play a game

[Liam Porter]

As much as I'd love to agree, try dropping a star destroyer.

 

 

I had (actually still have, fully built under a pile of crap in the loft,) a Lego plane, was about a metre long and wide, could literally throw it down the stairs, and all that ever fell off was the wheels and the propeller on the front.

Also had an aircraft carrier about 2 metres long, which only broken once when I fell down the stairs carrying it.

 

 

Admittedly, they were both modified slightly from the original instructions to make them stronger, but still.

The plane's wings would always fall off otherwise, and the aircraft carrier had a weak middle section, so would snap in half.

[Ian_Gere]

I am being dense here, or isn't the obvious use for them beating someone's face in, in a more painful way than with no meat tenderiser?

[Airsoft-Ed]

I've always called them face smashers.

'Cos I assume they were intended to smash people's faces. Simples.

 

I might have to try that Lego pyro idea in the garden though... I have a megablocs aircraft carrier, s'about a metre long-ish and I know for a fact that if I threw it down the stairs, what I'd find at the bottom would be unrecognisable in comparison what I originally threw down.

[Ian_Gere]

I've always called them face smashers.

 

'Cos I assume they were intended to smash people's faces. Simples.

 

I might have to try that Lego pyro idea in the garden though... I have a megablocs aircraft carrier, s'about a metre long-ish and I know for a fact that if I threw it down the stairs, what I'd find at the bottom would be unrecognisable in comparison what I originally threw down.

TBH I wouldn't know megablocs from megabollox. In my day getting blocks with a 45deg flat face was amazing progress from the 3D pixelated universe our imaginations had to work with previously and blocks in colours that might make anything look even vaguely cool were the tiniest part of anyone's collection, kept in a separate container, hoarded against the depredation of siblings!

 

Whatever it is though, I want to see the vid of you blowing it up!

[geoffreym]

On the pistols the "face smashers" are designed so that you can push people away as quite a few semi auto pistols won't fire when out of battery (the slide isn't fully forward).

[Liam Porter]

I've always called them face smashers.

 

'Cos I assume they were intended to smash people's faces. Simples.

 

I might have to try that Lego pyro idea in the garden though... I have a megablocs aircraft carrier, s'about a metre long-ish and I know for a fact that if I threw it down the stairs, what I'd find at the bottom would be unrecognisable in comparison what I originally threw down.

 

 

I have highlighted the cause of the problem. It's not proper Lego.

[Ian_Gere]

Ah, you mean Danish Army tactical ballistic Lego... I think you need a UKLRA reg to buy that.

[adam bussey]

can we get back to photos?

[adam bussey]

oh and i want one, i present to you the

Ares Knights Arm Co Chainsaw Airsoft Machine Gun

[TacMaster]

That is crazy OTT.

[Ian_Gere]

I love this:

[TacMaster]

Steampunk SKS? Sweet

[Bottledtorment]

I'm not saying the chainsaw is beautiful but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO7xEGhtgY

This is amazing ... (Sheds single tear)

[Ian_Gere]

Looking for a Bulgarian Arsenal Shipka, I came across this:

I think it needs a bundle of MK9's tied to it

[Liam Porter]

Is there actually supposed to be something bad about that Ian? I've made something similar with K'NEX before, that actually fired the small green pieces quite powerfully, or the slightly larger white pieces pretty accurately.

[two_zero]

oh and i want one, i present to you the

Ares Knights Arm Co Chainsaw Airsoft Machine Gun

 

Not that I'm much for support weapons.. but.. WANT!!

 

I'm not saying the chainsaw is beautiful but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oO7xEGhtgY

This is amazing ... (Sheds single tear)

 

 

AK had fallen in safezone "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!"...

 

...funny looks when no one gets the reference -.-'

[Ian_Gere]

Is there actually supposed to be something bad about that Ian? I've made something similar with K'NEX before, that actually fired the small green pieces quite powerfully, or the slightly larger white pieces pretty accurately.

Something? Not any one thing, no.

[TacMaster]

AK had fallen in safezone "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!"...

...funny looks when no one gets the reference -.-'

 

Well, TF2 is about 5 years old now- I'm not surprised really.

[Liam Porter]

Something? Not any one thing, no.

 

 

Well from looking at it, it seems it might actually fire, and have a magazine that loads the next round automatically.

It does what it's supposed to do, and as it's made out of K'NEX, you can't get any more realistic than that with it.

[adam bussey]

even this has me going WTF!

[two_zero]

when I found it I just had to... with my greatest remorse:

 

 

 

 

even this has me going WTF!

 

[Zak Da Mack]

^wow, even I don't like the look of that g36/AK hybrid, test tube baby thing.

 

Anywayyy, I'll just slip this in...

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

I think I might be sick.

[Zak Da Mack]

I think I might be sick.

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Hmm, I think I actually like the look of that.

[Ian_Gere]

I've had to look away. I'm trying to eat...