With age comes experience. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it'll be called a duck. I'd say stopping people from being ripped off is a useful thing, what useful things have you been doing apart from spending your life here? Nobody is forcing you to be a part of the forum
And your reasons hold as much water as a sieve, hence why nobody believes you. As for wanting to not "have to communicate with a bunch of people like you again", once again nobody is forcing you to be here or reply