Cannonfodder

Well in that case...... 😁

You can have an operation to fix that I'll stop derailing the thread now

Considering most airsofters have a dodgy sense of humour / are perverts or both asking to see their pink ad purple guns could've gone very badly

Make sure this is in your report as it shows intent so he can't claim its a mistake which got out of hand

Don't wear a steel lid without a cover unless you want to go deaf as they ring like a bell when hit. An alternative I've thought about getting is a bump cap as it gives protection against bumps to your noggin but is a lower profile than a brain bucket

It is. He admitted it in the ad

Fixed it for you

No thanks

Considering it's one of licking cumstain's haunts it wouldn't surprise me if fuck all happened

Healthy when milk WTF?

Posted on Facebook by Reforger. Some people really do need a good slap, preferably with a chair

I saw their FB post about these making a big song and dance about them being hand made. I didn’t realise how much they were taking the piss price wise

I hope it all works out for you. With a little luck the thieving piece of shit will be keeping a tight grip on the soap in the showers

If the main website isn't working it might help to contact his local police station directly as you have his address. When you do report him don't let him know so he doesn't go quiet or disappear, the more bullshit he gives you the more evidence you'll have to pass on to the relivant authorities. Also, as tempting as it may be, try not to make any threats (either directly or indirectly) as it may harm your case

Sorry to hear what's happened. Sens all relivant info straight to the PSNI, I don't know if they will be able to do anything but if you never know. Hope it works out for you. I wonder if it hurt when his missus fell from heaven, because it looks like her face took the brunt of the impact

*in a David Attenborough voice* Here we see the species known as the thotsofter. They can be distinguished from the regular airsofter by the excessive make up, perfectly styled hair and lack of dirt on her from never actually leaving the comforts of the safezone where they feed on the thirst of the younglings who are yet to discover pornhub. Once she's sufficiently fed she then retreats to home to post pictures on social media to gain more attention"

No worries. If that's how they react to pyros then I can see how that could be a problem, I take it the game organisers took this into account and didn't allow pyros when they were on site? In a similar way to site's not allowing strobes if a player has photosensitive epilepsy

Is it reverse cowgirl?

Have you seen this tweet from the Ukraine government? i

I guess they didn't hear about Haruna Yukawa and his trip to Syria

I'm no legal expert, but from reading this I think their insurance (or lack of) would be the last of their worries if they're offering paramilitary training https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Edw8and1Geo6/1/6 "Prohibition of quasimilitary organisations. (1)If the members or adherents of any association of persons, whether incorporated or not, are— (a)organised or trained or equipped for the purpose of enabling them to be employed in usurping the functions of the police or of the armed forces of the Crown; or (b)organised and trained or organised and equipped either for the purpose of enabling them to be employed for the use or display of physical force in promoting any political object, or in such manner as to arouse reasonable apprehension that they are organised and either trained or equipped for that purpose;then any person who takes part in the control or management of the association, or in so organising or training as aforesaid any members or adherents thereof, shall be guilty of an offence under this section"

I'd say the opposite, but then I've never found the whole face full of make up, fake nails and tan by ronseal attractive.

As long as its in addition to the verbal briefing, rather than just expecting players to read it

Exactly. I see it in a similar way to folk wearing German WW2 kit. Wearing the kit is fine, wearing it while spouting racist bullshit or doing nazi salutes isn't