Cannonfodder

Doc: you really need to stop masterbating Me: why? Doc: because this is the waiting room and you're upsetting the receptionist

Ah, fair enough. I didn't see that

I'd like to see evidence of his fps claim. Every review I've seen says they do about 240fps with a 0.2g bb

One of the best hangover cures around

I haven't been for 14 years and don't intend to for several reasons. The main ones being: Cheating. The amount of people ignoring hits is rediculous, especially on the Sunday. The "safe zone" didn't feel that safe. I saw hardly anyone clear their guns before leaving the game area and the number of people walking round with the safety off and a finger on the trigger I'm surprised there hasn't been an incident yet. Yes the mags were out, but that doesn't mean there isn't 1 up the spout. Cost. 2 days of mediocre (at best) for double the cost of 2 normal skirmish days is a piss take Camping. There's always at least one dickhead who won't keep the noise down or thinks it's funny to set off a bfg in the early hours of the morning. That, or a subtle admission that, despite all those years in the hobby, they're unwilling or unable to run a half decent game As I understand it this is due to peat soils which can easily catch fire and spread underground As for their booking closing at midnight, both times I went they were supposedly fully booked but were still taking money and allowing players to just turn up.

I'd hold fire (pun intended) on buying upgrade parts till you have used the gun a few times. This way you'll know what, if anything, needs improving

A prime example was at a fancy dress game I watched a mate dressed as spiderman sneak up on a couple of guys and get within 10 yards of them. Neither of them knew he was there till he shot them

Shit, I was expecting a midly amusing story not that

Good camo always comes second to good fieldc raft so I wouldn't worry about that too much. When it comes to ppe most sites recommend full face protection (but it's mandatory for under 18s). Those who just wear glasses or goggles accept the risk of loosing teeth. I've seen a few people wear gum shields but they tend to be a minority

You can't post that and leave us hanging. We need to know more I'd be surprised if it wasn't a case of him having to put out a statement to keep the whining pc brigade happy.

It certainly was, although I don't miss paying up to £30 per magazine as the cheap Chinese stuff wasn't around

I'm feeling like I'm the only one who didn't get into airsoft because of a film. For me it was a case of flicking through a copy of gunmart looking for my next air pistol when I saw an article about skirmishing at Electrowerkz. I'd tried paintball but found it rediculously expensive so this appealed to me straight away. A couple of weeks later I'd spent 2/3 of my tax rebate on guns and gear and I haven't looked back

I've just been doing the maths. If we take 8 squaddies as an average, over 31 visits that's 248 fucks or 37.5% of the whole Battalion.

My condolences You could try contacting the RNRMC. While they probably can't give you his service record directly they might be able to point you in the right direction https://www.rnrmc.org.uk/

For sites try https://playairsoft.uk/

Makes you proud to be British 😁

I haven't been to a gig for donkey's years, in fact I think the last one I went to was Lynyrd Skynyrd at London Apollo. This is partly because most of the bands I listen to are either dead or at least drawing a pension, but also because I don't like crowds.

From what I remember they either worked brilliantly or not at all

I've only used them once, but the disposable pyros by TAG are definitely more spicy than the average mk5

He's a thieving little cunt who takes people's money and doesn't deliver. How he's still in business I don't know. I remember that site, some great reviews on there

This. For every person that can use them sensibly there's always at least one idiot who'll do something dumb

The only issue I have with airsoft at paintball sites is that you can lean against cover and end up looking like you've been to a psychedelic bukkake party

While I'm a fan of all things that go boom, I can see these being misused and someone getting hurt. I'd limit them to milsims, filmsims and special scenarios where their use can be controlled

Why do these posts always attract the internet hard men like flies to a pile of horse shit?