Cannonfodder

Yes, I think it would also help staff giving the briefing too. I've seen it happen quite a few times where a staff member has been giving the briefing and has forgotten something, only to be reminded by someone else or covered it when asked by a player

https://youtu.be/IBEQsAUXB9U

As I posted in the Russian kit thread, imo posing for clearly fake photos and pretending to be fighting for likes on social media while your country is being invaded is a shitty thing to do

Sorry but I'm going to have to pull you up on that, as a parent of a kid with ASD and having quite a few personality traits of someone on the autistic spectrum. Not every person with ASD will shit themselves and have a meltdown from pyros. What's more likely to cause problems are non hit takers or background noise (eg players talking or a generator running) during a safety briefing due to not being able to filter out background noise.

If I wake up and nothing aches I'll probably think I'm dead

Bit of a shitty thing to do, using your country being invaded to try and up your following on Instagram

That'll probably have something to do with it

Is it me or is every charger there look like it'd burn your house down at the first opportunity? They look like they're nuprol or the cheap Chinese ones that should go straight into the bin

I prefer something like this firefighter's reply to the scum asking if they can use his twitter post after the Grenfell tower fire

Unfortunately a lot of people are. If they weren't these scammers wouldn't exist

Personally I couldn't give a shit what loadout someone wears to play. If someone else is going to get offended then that's their problem not mine. As for the gutter press getting hold of photos, I remember a few years ago the scum published photos from a site who used shemargs to ID teams. At the time there were lots of people saying it would be the end of airsoft but in reality it was just next weeks chip paper

At least everyone will take their hits, although some guns may be a bit hot

I'm sure that's the SOP for some site owners

My favourite part is that he seems to think the UK is the only country where businesses pay taxes

This. I went to a site last year where they had a rule that kevlar barrel socks must be used and could be bought or borrowed (with a deposit) from the site. When I said I didn't know about it, I was told its on the faceache page. When I mentioned it might be a good idea to put it on the website as well for those of us who don't do Facebook the member of staff didn't seam too happy

It's half term in some parts of the country. Normal service should hopefully return soon

Probably off to zero wank or faceache to whine about how the bigger boys were mean to him

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning

I've only played at The Ridge once, but IIRC it was to stop players getting pissy about spending money on grenades and not getting any kills with them

Some shops will check it for you (I can't remember which right now, but I'm sure someone will post soon). If they're a site member then try contacting the site

There was me thinking of a different Cassandra

A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude when the pilot came over the intercom "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to BA fight 121 from Heathrow to New York. The weather forecast is good so we should have a smooth ride, landing at approximately five thir OH FUCK" After a long silence came back on the intercom "I'm sorry if I scared you then ladies and gentlemen, it's just that a flight attendant spilt coffee on my lap. The front of my trousers are ruined" "That's nothing" shouted a passenger, "you should see the back of mine"

I don't like the goontubers carrying more cameras than a TV outside broadcast crew, so I don't watch their crappy videos Personally I'd rather they just didn't allow filming at all. Unfortunately this results in all the whinny idiots making unfounded accusations of the site allowing players to cheat

How's your air seal? If the spring hasn't been left under tension or compression then I'm not sure how it could loose power