Cannonfodder

Im sure he's been a regular in Macks

Seconded. I liberated a couple from work and have never even come close to filling mine, even when carrying a second set of webbing for a mate

And now I feel really fucking old

That must be sat in a box as they're not fitted Edit. It gets better, there's a rear sight, but it loks like you can't use it with the flip to side magnifier

Well anything's a dildo if you're brave/drunk enough

But when you're running around in fancy dress you're not at home running up your heating bills. Well thays the excuse I'm sticking with

That's an appropriate username for the P99

My hamster broke its leg so I made it a splint from matches. His face lit up when he started walking again

Welcome to the madness. We're a friendly bunch here and won't bite (well, not unless you ask nicely) so if there's anything you're unsure about just ask and I'm sure someone will be able to help. I recommend getting your site membership (it's not a license) sorted before buying anything gun shaped as it'll help you decide what suits your needs best, eg I prefer carbines or smgs over longer rifles. Plus you won't have to buy a two tone. Also if you see anyone using something you like the look of dont be afraid to ask them about it as airsofters love to show of their kit and they'll probably let you fire off a few shots too

*insert futurama take my money meme here

I'd been thinking of getting a MC51, but as I've started doing cqb my priorities changed to even shorter gnus. Also im glad I'm not the only one who thought that about a 7.62 AR. For once I was being nice

Was it dome by Stevie Wonder?

Would you be equally as pissed of if a player was wearing your regiments beret and cap badge, but weren't being a cunt?

I'm definitely guilty of buying kit and guns that I don't need, but I'll always make sure the bills and mortgage are paid first. @Tackle while I can understand you being annoyed by the throbbers described, I'm sure they would've been just as twatish, not matter what they were wearing

What do the films Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common? Icey dead people

I charge mine on a granite place mat just in case things go tits up. As Rogerborg posted, any sign of damage or puffing up do not charge them as that's usually when they go pop. One word of warning, if they do start to burn avoid using water to fight the fire. This is why

Probably the most 'Murica thing I've seen for a while

Michael Douglas did it better Also apologies for the double post

Aren't Rustlers those microwave burgers? If so I'd be more surprised if they didn't taste like cardboard with a side helping of rotting dog shit

My son says he wants a cat for Christmas. Normally I do turkey but if it makes him happy I'll give it a go

If it wasn't for the potential repercussions to the hobby in general I'm always tempted to let the internet lawyers fuck about and find out

WE P99. Since owning the CO2 air pistol copy I've always wanted one for airsoft, although years ago I had one of the Maruzen NBB versions but I hated the mushy trigger. I'm just hoping it arrives before my next game on Tuesday

True, but you know what I'm getting at. Do the same but on private land but still visible from a busy road and let us know how it goes

Darth Fester