Shamal

Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.

Has anyone got a Mk5 handy. It might scare @1776rockeroff ?

It's great. Reminds me of the man from U.N.C.L.E attaché case gun lol I think @Rogerborghas one.

Hope they all fall off ?? Nice ?

A massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the budgerigar appreciation society.

They are right then. A lot of people are saying you are dodgy as fuck! ??

Best wishes fella ?

I've noticed over the last year or so that more and more people are selling their gear off because they are getting out/ not playing as much or just have no time to give to Airsoft anymore ☹️

For sale.. 90's iconic Sooty and Sweep puppets. Any offer accepted. Just want them off my hands.

I hear that killer whales have been attacking yachts off Portugal. Some scientists have said these attacks are random..I say they are orcastrated.

I think you would be ok giving it as a gift?just tell them to be careful where and how they use it. If I gave a set of kitchen knives as a Christmas present to someone and subsequently another party got hold of one and was stupid with it I don't think the plod would be knocking on my door?at least I would hope not ☹️

Yes as said it was a great site and it left a big void when it went☹️ My first game there and I got pulled for going up for seconds before they finished the first serving. Words such as 'Oi! You greedy fucker wait till we call seconds!" And "Didn't your muver feed you this morning?"were bandied about ?? Oh how we laughed. P.s No my muver didn't feed me this morning cause she had been dead for 30 years.?

I broke down between the marina and the Hallmark store. Now... I’m stuck between a dock and a card place

I have a double tap design retention holster. It's very easy to use with a positive,firm hold.

Oo er matron ?

My mother’s sisters often stay up all night and light candles in support of social causes. My siblings consider them vigil aunties.

Well I don't know if it's true but I heard that a Scotsman ended up in hospital after dropping a pound coin off the top of the Blackpool tower. Apparently he ran down the stairs to the bottom and it hit him on the head! ??

I’ve bought a beehive, 5 chickens and a cockerel..... That way I can get my honey for nothing and my chicks for free.

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Seeing as a lot of people on here like gadgets I thought I would tell you about my latest gadget for the kitchen. When you use it,it plays Nocturne number 2 in E flat major. Yes it's a Chopin board.

You gave him pos feedback didn't you?

Hiya fella. Enjoy your new hobby ? Regards

It's like looking through the toy shop window when you were a kid and then looking in your pocket and finding tuppence. Lol.

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant. I was just finishing up and thinking about getting the bill when this little old lady came up to my table. She said: “You are such a lovely boy, with beautiful manners. You are a credit to your mum and dad.” Then off she toddled. I said to the waiter: Excuse me, but who was that? He said: Ah yes sir: that’s your complimentary nan…