Shamal

Tell them to give it back now or you are telling ya mam!!

Someone has opened the Christmas crackers early..... Lol

Contact engineering at its best 👍

A sister and her little brother are attending the first day of primary school in a one-room country school. The teacher is having all the students stand and give their names. When it’s the sister’s turn, she stands and says, “My name is Snotty Jones.” “No,” says the teacher. “I don’t want you to give us your nickname, I want your real given name.” “But, teacher,” says the girl, “That IS my real name! Everybody has called me that for my whole life!” “Well, that’s just not possible, and if you don’t know what the name on your birth certificate is, I’m going to have to send you home to get it.” “Okay, I guess that’s what I have to do,” the girl says and gathers her belongings. As she walks by her little brother’s desk, she says, “C’mon, Shitty, she’s not going to believe you, either"

Hi fella and welcome to the fun palace that is afuk 🙂 Come on in,look around but don't break anything and leave it tidy when you leave.😉 Regards 👍

Crikey is the ACME manufacturing co still going? I though they had folded when they lost Wile E.Coyote and Bugs Bunnys' business.😉

I've had mine already. A viper buckle up pc with day pack and accessories courtesy of @spaghettiwetty. Thanks darling 💕

Drunk again eh? 😂😂

Yep should of had the Galil ☹️

Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.

Has anyone got a Mk5 handy. It might scare @1776rockeroff 😂

It's great. Reminds me of the man from U.N.C.L.E attaché case gun lol I think @Rogerborghas one.

Hope they all fall off 😂😂 Nice 👍

A massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted chairman of the budgerigar appreciation society.

They are right then. A lot of people are saying you are dodgy as fuck! 😉😂

Best wishes fella 🙏

I've noticed over the last year or so that more and more people are selling their gear off because they are getting out/ not playing as much or just have no time to give to Airsoft anymore ☹️

For sale.. 90's iconic Sooty and Sweep puppets. Any offer accepted. Just want them off my hands.

I hear that killer whales have been attacking yachts off Portugal. Some scientists have said these attacks are random..I say they are orcastrated.

I think you would be ok giving it as a gift👍just tell them to be careful where and how they use it. If I gave a set of kitchen knives as a Christmas present to someone and subsequently another party got hold of one and was stupid with it I don't think the plod would be knocking on my door🤔at least I would hope not ☹️

Yes as said it was a great site and it left a big void when it went☹️ My first game there and I got pulled for going up for seconds before they finished the first serving. Words such as 'Oi! You greedy fucker wait till we call seconds!" And "Didn't your muver feed you this morning?"were bandied about 😂😂 Oh how we laughed. P.s No my muver didn't feed me this morning cause she had been dead for 30 years.😉