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Shamal

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  1. How is it a dummy peq box if it's got red and green lasers and a torch ๐Ÿค” regards
  2. A young woman enters an overcrowded city bus. She stands next to a middle-aged man who is sitting and asks him : โ€œSir, would you mind giving your seat to a pregnant woman?โ€ The man obliges despite the fact that she shows no obvious sign of pregnancy. After she is seated the man asks โ€œPardon me young lady but how far along are you?โ€ She replies โ€œAbout 30 minutes and I'm still quite wobbly on my feet".
  3. Finally got my,ahem,helmet sorted out ๐Ÿ™‚

    The go pro was at a funny angle,pointing more at the floor than forward due to the hinge of the case hitting the mounting plate.I didn't want to get an extension arm which would have sorted the problem but at the cost of raising camera up 76mm so with the Dremel I was able to remove enough plastic from the mounting plate to allow it to swing upright.๐Ÿ‘

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    The helmet has never really sat nicely on me nogging so I set about experimenting with different sizes of velcro/foam inserts which helped but then I looked at the rotary knob for the headband which I thought was at maximum travel but lo and behold it went another turn and fuck me sideways the helmet fits perfect,almost like it's stitched to me bonce.ย 

    So all in all a good days mucking about๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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    Regardsย 

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  4. Chap knocked on the door last night asking for donations for the new local swimming pool. I was very generous and gave him two pints of water.
  5. Iโ€™ve started a business recycling chewing gum... but Iโ€™m having trouble getting it off the ground.
  6. So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar". He said: "It's Norman". I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".
  7. Whenever I see a fire exit, I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation.
  8. I asked the librarian if they had any books on finding Big Foot.... She said.. Try the large print section.
  9. Yes mk 5 at our sites as well. Sorry don't know what happened there ,๐Ÿค”
  10. I pulled a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Well, judging by the reaction of the guy sleeping next to me on the bus, I'm thinking fuck yes!!
  11. Good call. Something else for birthdays๐Ÿ™‚
  12. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

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    Anyway maybe see you there๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘

    Regardsย 

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    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      I hope it's not far,I've got a bloody heavy range bag and two gun rifle bag.lol

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      Yeah hopefully it won't be stupid parking feeโ˜น๏ธ

    3. Madhouse

      Madhouse

      Just had a look โ€ฆ presuming itโ€™s a 9.30 - 4 game day, you might get away with 8hrs at ยฃ8.70. Over 8hrs is ยฃ12.

      Think itโ€™s a 1.9m height restriction if youโ€™re in a van.

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      Itโ€™s a short walk.

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      Car park entrance - yellow arrow

      Zmart - red arrow

      Youโ€™ll walk out of the car park half way between the two.

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    4. Shamal

      Shamal

      Hey @Madhouseย thanks for putting that info up๐Ÿ‘

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      I shall have to ask wifey for some more pocket money to feed the thieving parking machine lol.

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      Yeah so not far to walk then which is good.

      Thanks๐Ÿ™‚

  13. I have one of these very rare and hard to obtain patches and I'm prepared to open the bidding at ยฃ30. Fast and free postage is included.(that will please some people on here)๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  14. I'm looking to buy an old disused lighthouse. Does anybody know of one for sale? I am happy to buy anything, but donโ€™t want anything too flashy.
  15. Ok leggy I don't mind paying ยฃ3.29 postage so long as I get it before next Christmas mind ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'll put an order in next week. I want a new one though and not the one you have already played with. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Regards
  16. Don't get him riled up again on bloody postage!! Cheapskate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll have one. Do you do untracked,two week budget post for ยฃ1. Asking for a friend.lol
  17. Whoa! Slow down egghead. Sounds a bit too much like thinking lol. Can I play snap wiv them? Only joking I think it's a great idea and well thought out. Will make a great Christmas present next year ๐Ÿ‘
  18. Wot any Airsoft forum? ๐Ÿ˜‰
  19. Be patient grasshopper. Things will happen in the fullness of time. Wait and all that you desire will become one with you. ๐Ÿ™
  20. Shit. I think the bubbles gave a clue ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Skin is waterproof cause when I get in bath there are no bubbles unless of course I fart.
  21. Looking for a bit of advice . What's the best number of roses to give the wife for Valentineโ€™s Day? 6, 12, 24 or should I give her the whole tin??
  22. That's a bit of a slant on the old "Is that a gun in your pocket,or are you just pleased to see me" gag. "Is that a gun in your sleeping bag or are you REALLY pleased to see me?" I'm beginning to worry about you๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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