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I went to my first ballet the other night and saw women dancing on tiptoe . Why don’t they just get taller girls ?
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Thanks for update @neh0. I'll have a wander down on Friday anyway just to find out where it is. Cheers bud👍
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Thanks for putting super5ives up bud. I only live ten mins away but have not heard of them. My go to store is combat south which is about 15 mins away. Will pay a visit on Friday and check them out 👍 Regards
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Lost three tiles in the storm last night, gonna play scrabble inside from now on.
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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with a Native American medicine. man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle
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The 'What have you just bought' Thread
Shamal replied to Cameron364's topic in Guns, Gear & Loadouts
That's niiice🙂 Is it Flir? Not sure of spelling but something like that lol -
Yeah me to. Although I don't call it a charger but heyho whatever. 😉
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Hi bud. It's only a matter of time before the Airsoft bug bites ya.🙂 Enjoy your return 👍
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Absolutely barking! But anyway is it still available or not? 😉
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This fella said to me today: “Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?” I said: “No, they're mine"
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I always empty mine after a game. It gives me a legitimate reason to continue fiddling and fondling my gear after a game "No darling I can't come and help raking leaves,I have to sort my gear out.sorry" I will fill them all the night before a game though. I can't say for sure whether leaving the springs under tension weakens them though🤔 Regards
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You could fit a couple of bikes in it!👍
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What do you call a spider with 10 eyes? A spiiiiiiiiiider! Sorry
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Hi 👋 Come on in and enjoy the pleasuredome. Feel free to browse the hallowed pages of vast accumulated knowledge( none of it mine I would add). 🙂 As to your queries regarding companies and differences in products I feel sure you will get many,many answers.(again not from me) My preference is for specna and Ares though 🙂 Regards 👍
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Seems someone has found a way to make the VFC Gustav USEFUL!!!
Shamal replied to Lozart's topic in Guns, Gear & Loadouts
Peoples' faces to be specific 🤕 lol -
looking for a gas gun, under 200
Shamal replied to waterdreamerthesame's topic in Guns, Gear & Loadouts
Hey bud put this in the wanted section of the classifieds. More people will see it 👍 -
Cops were called to a house because the wife of the house said she killed her husband. The cops asked the lady why she murdered her husband. She said, “I just finished mopping the floor and he walked on it!" The cops called the Sergeant at the nick and told him what had happend and he asked if they had arrested her? “No Sergeant,not yet,the floors still wet”