Shamal

Hey Waco thanks for taking the time to put all this info up. It makes for some very interesting reading 👍 One thing though. What happened with the tea bags in the woods at night??

Keep radio antennas out of harms way. My baofeng was clipped to my pc shoulder strap with it's antenna sticking up. I jumped into a ditch and somehow the Ariel went up my nose causing a nose bleed which caused quite a lot of concern! I've since changed to a stubby antenna 🙂

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man replied "No one turned up"

No you are not mate but I have heard that you may be just as smelly 😂😂😉

Well that's plain to see.....

A guy asks at a zoo if they've got any jobs. “Well”, says the owner “we're not doing too well and one of the gorillas died the other day. I'll pay you to dress up in a gorilla suit and take his place”. So the guy gets dressed in the gorilla suit and is walking around inside the enclosure when a huge great silver back male gorilla approaches him. He's absolutely terrified, scared for his life. He runs as fast as he can and jumps over the enclosure wall. Only to land in the Lion enclosure. “Oh my f@cking god” he screams, “help me I'm not a gorilla I'm a human being”, as a big lion moves towards him. “Shut the fuck up”, says the lion, “or you'll get us all fired”

Crikey that's a bit involved.Nice work though.Are you working to a drawing on that? I think we will stick to end feed and push fit lol. We just do small work moving pipes for bathrooms and radiators.Nothing on your scale though.

I was beginning to feel that you were outnumbered in that last thread that has now,thankfully,been locked. I was impressed that you were holding your own,just,and trying to give answers for your site rules. But now that I've seen you following forum members on to other threads and commenting on their posts in a sarcastic manner I have now formed the opinion that you are very much like a dog with a bone. You are not gonna leave it alone because you think you have been out through the ringer and so that entitles you to give some back. Petty. Just do us all a favour and give it up and leave 👍

Nae 3000 players. Not long now😁

A pair of Peruvian owls have been introduced at Marwell zoo. They had to have two of them due to them hunting in pairs, that’s because they’re Inca hoots. That's wasted on the young 😂

I'm almost tempted to go. I reckon I could get a free game and sandwiches and cake if I promise to put my thoughts and impression on afuk. How far is Stoke on Trent from Pompey....

How do the crimp fittings compare to end feed fittings in price and performance? I guess they would be useful if you have water in pipes which cause problems with soldering. Can they be used in confined spaces like under a floor or awkward little cupboards? I'm just thinking about the size of the crimping tool.

Looks like a length of microbore pipe that @Dan Robinsonhas been practising his soldering skills on 😂😂

I'm very responsible. I'm responsible for breaking the washing machine,(even though I don't use it), responsible for loosing the shed key,black marks on the Egyptian bathroom towels,I'll give her that one. Oh and I'm responsible for putting holes in the plant pots.yeah me again🫣

Yes its back up and running thanks. You were on the right track. It was the piston.Some teeth had got knocked off.

I used to be a virgina, I hope I've proved not to be 😉

Just a word of praise for the staff of Black Ridge Outdoor Gear. An online Airsoft supplier whose staff are ready to talk to you and offer advice and interact with you. It makes a refreshing change to find a supplier who wants to help. Thanks Thomas 👍

A skeleton walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint of lager and a mop.

Yep I know what you are saying. I bought some pies from Asda and then found the same pies cheaper at Tesco. 😉

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that!!??" “Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." “Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." “I can understand that" replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. “Ours is prettier," she replies.

Welcome back to the fold my son. Your sins have been forgiven 👍 Regards

Solar power is the future... But, it won't happen overnight.

They’re now employing bouncers at Greg’s, I suppose it’s to keep out the unsavory’s.

As @Duff Beerhas said really. I've got a full face helmet but don't use it because I can't aim down sight or get gun comfortably in my shoulder. Even with a high riser on my gun it's still not easy sighting. Plus it's bloody heavy,so is the helmet come to think of it 😂