Well, that's most of Scotland by population going straight into tier 3, which means no indoor adults sports.
I was booked in for woodland today, but last night the site put up a new set of rules.
Single household cars, which means more traffic than usual.
Temperature checks, sign in and BB purchase on the access road. The single track access road with no passing places or turning points and strictly entry-only from 8am until 10am. Think that one through. What exactly happens if one person in your car is too hot according to their Fisher Price Mr No Entry Tempy Checky?
Players to stay in their household car at all times between games until summoned to the next brief. No moving around, no socialising.
Muzzles to be worn at all times except while in your car, or during a game. Yes, at all other times, outdoors, with 2m distancing. Game on, muzzles off; game over, muzzles on.
Whether they were instructed to do all that by the council, or whether it's their own policy, it's insane. Literally, not rational. It's cult behaviour, rituals to ward off evil spirits.
Hand sanitisers. They have hand sanitisers on site. For a 2m separated non-contact sport in which nobody will be touching anybody else or their gear anyway. So, why? For the religious symbolism, that's why.
It's only going to get worse from here. No travel in or out of tier 3/4 in Scotland. Given the above, it seems likely that businesses will be told to, or will choose to, enforce that sooner or later. "No, mate, you can't come in here, you're from a low infection area, we can't let you take that risk."
Winter 2017/2018: 50,100 excess deaths in England and Wales. We went about our lives exactly as normal.
Deaths from covid-19 so far: 44,745. And yet we've lost our collective minds. 26,000 extra people have died at home rather than seeking or receiving hospital care.
Nah, I'm out. I can't recreate that way. It's against my secular rationalist principles: that's just what I was raised to not believe.
I'll be packing up my stuff until the New Normal looks to be within a long sniper shot of sanity again.