Tactical Pith Helmet

Colin has found the link above. Have a look at the shop it's full of useful spares.

Believe that I have a couple of spares from AK2M4. Worth a look.

There are a few 'design your own' firms online. You send them the design, they print it on whatever you need. I had a 5'x3' vinyl banner done for about £30 five or so years back. Print on demand is pretty cheap these days, not that I'd expect you being likely to begrudge a few quid in the circumstances. Respects to your Dad.

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/armed-police-handcuff-schoolboy-seen-143011057.html Looks like a bright red water pistol to me...

Just found them online. They use a standard 209 primer. That will certainly burn you if not channelled correctly.

12g black powder?! Did they suspect you of being on performance enhancing drugs? Seriously, they may as well ban keen cricketers from sites.

Perhaps just my browser?

@Asomodai, your pics don't seem to display mate.

Here's a 21st Century one... What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file

Uncle Bob is completely bald, but still carries a comb with him. He just can't part with it...

Cheese on Marmite spread toast, dipped in Tabasco'ed Heinz tomato soup. Bloody beautiful. The explosive diarrhoea half an hour later is less so. Tasty purgative tbh. Try it if you take strong opiates and suffer the attendant problems I imagine. I avoid the stuff.

That's the last time I go on a blind date. Her bloody dog wouldn't let me go near her.

I know its Pantera, you know it's Pantera but to many its just a naff woodland/DPM design. I have a few Polish bits, they're not worth a whole lot.

Budapest is a hangover made of stone tbh. I remember Swallow brand fags from before the wall fell. I think that they were called fitch or similar in Hungarian? After a night on the vodka and tokai your lungs felt like leather and your guts felt perforated. Pre-91 the easiest way to get warpac kit was to offer cash to bored squaddies at border posts etc.

I've re-crimped used carts that I've filled with rice. I left the used primers though. The weight and fired primer made misidentification harder. Training brass rounds need to have holes in them. As an aside, a friend bought a load of flood damaged carts at auction. The auction house staff had cleaned them up with WD40 or similar. Only about one in twenty actually went off.

I think that the sharp tap of the BB is enough to knock my face back just enough and just sharply enough to dislodge the lens. If you have eyes which are not average shape cheap contacts don't always fit the contours of them 100%. If you play with the big toys like 600NE, the recoil can detach your retinas. Being liquid-ish (if you see what I mean) eyes have a fair bit of inertia.

Mesh or polycarbonate I find that a shot to the goggles makes a contact lens fall out. Bloody irritating!

A woman goes to her doctor's office to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back. A few days later the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy there's no problem, but I'm wondering, was your boyfriend that biker guy in the waiting room?" The woman stammers, "Why yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Does this chemists sell viagra? Yes mate. Can you get it over the counter? I probably could if I took two.

I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy goes, ‘So you can put it up yourself?’ I said, ‘No, I was thinking the living room.'

I wouldn't bother about recoil tbh. I have used them, but stopped noticing the effect as soon as gameplay began. If I was spending £600 tomorrow and wanted reliability, performance and durability, I'd get a non-recoil, non-ETU G&G M4. A decent barrel, rotary hop and rubber/nub swap is a ten minute job. Plug and play Burst Wizard 4 mosfet and away you go. A high torque motor is another five minute job, and difficult to fuck up, if you really want to go to town. Rifs have come on so much that over £150 price and quality have less and less of a relationship. I was amazed at how well my CYMA M14 shot out of the box. It was less than £100 from TG a few years ago. All that said TMs are bloody lovely. You have a lot of choice atm IF you can find something that you really like in stock.

I wouldn't worry. The most you can get is about ten years.

Just order the custom size option from Red Dot and specify the size of your objectives O/D. They will make the cover to the correct size if they don't have any in stock.