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Sorry dude, GBBR are my passion, you have more hope of Scarlett Johanssen popping over to give you a quick BJ.

I’ve spoken about the VFC MP7 ad nauseam, but suffice to say I love mine. There are a couple of bits to watch out for; the stock catch WILL fail so buy the Crusader Steel one immediately, and watch out for the tiny grub screws on the selector switches and bolt release. Mine’s had about 20k rounds through it (which with 40rnd mags is a lot) and with the exception of the stock catch has run like clockwork.

I feel it's important we cut out all the middlemen (those pesky retailers), and the waiting for my next pay day (whenever that might be), and you should just bring them both round to my house so I can extensively test them. For the next 10 or 12 years perhaps?

I did use a can of Coleman Propane as a test but for me the hassle of adding the oil along with two faulty adaptors and the smell put me off. You can get good deals on Ultrair for £5.8 a bottle ASG Ultrair Power Green Gas Propellent 570mm (10 X Cans) (bbguns4less.co.uk)

Do you mean Bolle cobra glasses? Hope I'm not being too forward but you say you had no fogging issues but how much do you sweat? 🤔 Regards

My friends and I are having a competition between us, to see who can steal the most from our local pet shop. This week I managed to take the lead.

Please sir may I have another?

This here is why I shouldn't be given mod duties. I would've yeeted him ages ago for being a serial cockwomble

Ive got the Umarex (VFC?) MP7 and its awesome. I regularly run it in the woods it's got plenty of range . Also have a WE L85 which is fun , but tbh I find the bulpup thing a bit awkward as I'm used to mags being furyher forward.

My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.

A man received the following text from his neighbor: "I am so sorry Bob. I'm riddled with guilt and I have to confess.” I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again" The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife, and threw her out the back door. Then he locked the door. A few moments later, a second text came in: – Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife

I think my ex is missing me. While on a walk in the local cemetery she texted me and told me she wished I was there too