Skullchewer Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 And what do you call a man WITHOUT a shovel in his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted April 13, 2022 Moderators Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Skullchewer said: And what do you call a man WITHOUT a shovel in his head? Dugless ? Tactical Pith Helmet and Skullchewer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 18 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: What do you call a man without a dog? Dogless... Mmm. I couldn't find an embarresed laugh smiley so reluctantly gave the haha. 😉 25 minutes ago, Tackle said: Dugless ? Stop now! I am a little concerned about my friend, as he told me this morning, "I saw a badger on the way to work." It’s lovely to see some native wildlife, but what I’m concerned about is, how the fuck did he know it was on it's way to work?🤔 Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 I did a stand up routine for a talent show once. I had a damn good joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. Tackle, Jacob Wright, Floperator and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 What do you call an elevator that stops on floor 12 when you press the floor 10 button, floor 7 when you press the floor 2 button, and floor 3 when you press the floor 5 button? Wrong on so many levels 😱😱 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 14, 2022 Author Share Posted April 14, 2022 Apparently the sisters at the local convent here in Waterlooville are furious. It seems that their central heating is on the fritz and it is very very warm there. What you might call hot,cross nuns. 🤭 Skullchewer and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 Whenever my Uncle Bob gets angry, he plays his bongos in the loft until he calms down. It's all a little drum attic if you ask me. Shamal and Skullchewer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullchewer Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 What bear is the most condescending? A Pan-duh Shamal and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 15, 2022 Author Share Posted April 15, 2022 6 hours ago, Skullchewer said: What bear is the most condescending? A Pan-duh That's actually quite good 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 I hear that Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Kim... Skullchewer and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Someone has glued my pack of playing cards together! I don't know how to deal with it. Shamal, Tackle and Skullchewer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 17, 2022 Author Share Posted April 17, 2022 My Aunt Marge has been ill for so long we've decided to change her name to "I Can't Believe She's Not Better"🤭 Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 (edited) Nicola Sturgeon is apparently being spoken to by the police about leaving the house without a mask. I know she's no oil painting but I think it's a bit harsh. Edited April 19, 2022 by Tactical Pith Helmet Tackle and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 19, 2022 Author Share Posted April 19, 2022 21 minutes ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: Nicola Sturgeon is apparently being spoken to about leaving the house without a mask. I know she's no oil painting but I think it's a bit harsh. I think I would insist on mask,paper bag and another paper bag in case the first one splits. Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 19, 2022 Author Share Posted April 19, 2022 Two for the price of one🙂 The only idea that flat earthers fear... ...is sphere itself. 🌍 If I break the laws of geometry,do I go to prism....🤔 SBoardley, EDcase, Skullchewer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_W Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Oneshotscott, Shamal and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 20, 2022 Author Share Posted April 20, 2022 I'm really pleased with my new vegetable patch. I haven't had the desire to eat a vegetable in weeks. 👍 Skullchewer and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullchewer Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 42 minutes ago, Shamal said: I'm really pleased with my new vegetable patch. I haven't had the desire to eat a vegetable in weeks. 👍 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 You don't need patches. Take me for example. I've given up smoking loads of times. Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 There once was a child called Adam Whose intelligence rated not very much He got very upset, when I wouldn’t sell him a toy. The end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted April 20, 2022 Moderators Share Posted April 20, 2022 1 hour ago, rocketdogbert said: There once was a child called Adam Whose intelligence rated not very much He got very upset, when I wouldn’t sell him a toy. The end There's more to this gag ? Probably warrants a thread of its own ? Do tell 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Tackle said: There's more to this gag ? Probably warrants a thread of its own ? Do tell 🤔 There might be, but I’m not getting any further involved. You know if I had anything for sale it would be in the classifieds of course 😱 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Tackle Posted April 21, 2022 Moderators Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Cannonfodder said: Loving the bog roll, typical russki hi-tech set up 🤣 Tactical Pith Helmet and Cannonfodder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 At primary school I got in trouble for pissing in the class rubbish bin. It's a shame as I had a great teaching career ahead of me John_W, Skullchewer and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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