Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted August 20, 2020 Head Moderator Posted August 20, 2020 One of my pet hates
EvilMonkee Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 I have noticed a thing with the under 30s where instead of using the well known phrase 'Fair enough'. They just say 'fair'. Which is fucking irritating. Not grammatically incorrect I suppose but it annoys the hell out of me
Smiling-Dutchman Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 19 hours ago, Jedi_Master said: One of my pet hates Personally I hate when people write "of" instead of "have" Should of, would of, etc. It's not really apparent when speaking, but writing it down that way just annoys me to no end.
Dogsbody100 Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 People who got to coffee shops and ask for an ‘expresso’ Whatever the fuck that is? It’s ESSPRESSO you dickheads ?
Moderators Tackle Posted August 21, 2020 Moderators Posted August 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dogsbody100 said: People who got to coffee shops and ask for an ‘expresso’ Whatever the fuck that is? It’s ESSPRESSO you dickheads ? What really gets my goat is those dickheads that rant about esspresso, when it's actually spelt espresso ?
Leonine Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dogsbody100 said: People who got to coffee shops and ask for an ‘expresso’ Whatever the fuck that is? It’s ESSPRESSO you dickheads ? Nah deffo Expresso ?? gotta admit I'm guilty.
Tommikka Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Leonine said: Nah deffo Expresso ?? gotta admit I'm guilty. Just ask for your coffee to be expressed
EvilMonkee Posted August 24, 2020 Posted August 24, 2020 On 21/08/2020 at 16:16, Tommikka said: Just ask for your coffee to be expressed Another coffee shop favourite - 'Can I GET....'...no you pleb you can HAVE something. Fucking Americanism. If you GET something you work there........
Chev Chelios Posted August 24, 2020 Posted August 24, 2020 Conversing with people saying "literally" 5 times every sentence and making it worse by using it incorrectly "and when it happened I literally died!"
Shamal Posted August 24, 2020 Posted August 24, 2020 Yeah but I literally thought omg no what I mean innit. But yeah no you cant literally be serious. ? Regards
Supporters Lozart Posted August 26, 2020 Supporters Posted August 26, 2020 On 24/08/2020 at 16:00, EvilMonkee said: Another coffee shop favourite - 'Can I GET....'...no you pleb you can HAVE something. Fucking Americanism. If you GET something you work there........ "MAY I have..." Grammar and punctuation, it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Moderators Tackle Posted August 26, 2020 Moderators Posted August 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lozart said: "MAY I have..." Grammar and punctuation, it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Leonine Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 17 minutes ago, Tackle said: iS tHiS tHe cOrrect wAy oF uSINg caPital lEtters? Asking for a friend ??
Cr0-Magnon Posted August 26, 2020 Author Posted August 26, 2020 New one to add to the list: "Not for the painted heart"
Head Moderator Jedi_Master Posted August 26, 2020 Head Moderator Posted August 26, 2020 Thick slices of bread for a sandwich being called "door stop" and not doorstep.
Guest Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 “F**k off you boring c**t” Being mis-heard as, “oh yes please, I’d love to see your holiday slides from Coventry in 1964”
Robert James Posted August 27, 2020 Posted August 27, 2020 When people say/type asked instead of arsed. "I cant be asked to go out today" - I always ASK why at that point.
MagpieTactical Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 Not misheard, but i used to work in I. T. on a contract supporting the Met. Police. It was amazing how many of them didn't know the phonetic alphabet. I loved fucking with them when spelling things by saying things like P for pneumonia, G for gnome, x for xylophone etc. I could hear their brains exploding down the phone line.
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