Sitting Duck

couple of funny clean pics I saw when uploading pics on imgur (damn site - end up losing 45 mins of my life looking at other saddo's pics) & guys if ya in $hit when ya get home - think of this poor guy.... anybody who works shifts will understand this one: trying to add spice to relationships..... Best car in the world - hmmm Top Gear Ford Fiesta ??? https://youtu.be/7e7R3y-qwZ0 if you think airsoft is dangerous...... http://i.imgur.com/RQaYEgr.gifv

Jokey sarcastic quotes aside...... Strategy's, suggestions for battery or bb weight, maintenance, further upgrades, sights/mags blah blah blah Was a tad vague hence the replies Actually we are quite a helpful lot on here normally So excuse if we had a little fun at first

Normally have found its in faster full auto you get feed grief Soz I'm at work atm s can't give much advice other than usual try another mag Could be nozzle, tappet spring, Is there a spring on hop unit pushing it back still??? Seems weird on semi it has grief

Esoteric +5 !!! Blimey - in the past people have got the right hump if I have referred to them as friends/m8's etc... Very strong warnings - look you can tell people you know me or that I am a colleague if you like.... But do not under any circumstances tell people we are friends !!!!!! I slope off to cry in a corner with my blanket to comfort me, sniff sniff What about Lozart, or has he got too much DIY to do in his new house and not allowed until he has finished his chores (new bathroom/kitchen)

5 mins - think turn right from station, cobbled/pedestrianised road & road slopes down a bit, walk past NCP on your right side, just past NCP is Mall on ya left (nigh on opposite NCP car park) yes you can drive to ncp but they blocked off some of the road around station - boy that was a bollock ache when ya sat-nav is years out of date, no Johanna Lummley I can't f*cking turn around darling when possible coz its no friggin' entry ya toffy twat

Looks a little like a set of pyjamas somebody would wear in the Republic of Congo or something But I'm totally ignorant to loadouts so ignore my foolish observations sir (No offense to Ian or anybody from Rep of Congo etc.....)

empty mags before storing them - or springs can weaken and feed crap clean barrel if and when you think its shooting less accurate - not every 5 mins alcho-wipes are easier to keep in ya gun bag for a few quid per 100 slicone - with caution and very very little needed - maybe not for guns running a bit warm as it really reduces any drag keep well away from bucking using it say 75to 85% of barrel length only imho buff with dry soft tissue - this also works $hit hot on cylinders too - smooth & slippery like polished ice with oil on top I stopped taking mine to bed as wife was getting fed up so now bought her a bed of her own - the RIF, wife refuses to budge

noobs lifting up masks on the field as well as in dead zone (this happens at paintball when I went once) myself - playing at epsom thinking my gun wasn't firing, placed hand in front of muzzle OUCH - yup she still works or jamming in a m4 mag completely upside down - popping out of cover and thinking wtf am I dry firing as I got shot to $hit sure there's plenty more dumb a$$ things I & others have done/seen

deffo one of them Brainiac things - Don't try this at home !!!! I'm the reason they put in the: "No really - don't try this at home" extra warning bit funny now but $hit myself totally and my hall's carpet is still scorched in 2 places They are fine - but don't do stupid jackass stuff with them and if they look iffy - replace them coz they really pack a punch - especially when they get damaged by even bigger dumbass twats look on youtube but seriously chaps don't take chances messing with lipo's

ffs be careful and don't use a pin - BOOOOOMMMM !!!! like some nob did a while back ( ooops that was me )

any probs - gis a shout sir

I clicked likey to posts only coz of the friendly banter Mr Trigger "don't buy G&G" Happy and moi The hugs is a sarcastic guy love manly thing and is not connected anyway what so ever in our sexuality So I wish to clearly quash any rumours before they start chaps.... ps - can't make next weekend to help pick out curtains with ya but maybe weekend after next And as per usual the topic has got derailed, jack-knifed and straight over a cliff now.... see if you want serious answers only best sign up to another site coz this place is just full of saddo's needing to get out more

yeah best check - think the 7.4v vapex went in ok but it is a bit of a squeeze in stock tube and stock might not fully compress all the way (1 click short) but a 3 cell 9.9v life stick was really too tight to get in there - like a nun's minge ahem ok camel's ar$e in a sandstorm then. I changed the stock to fixed stubby M4 and shove in cheaper/bigger block batteries but the VS-02 stock does look nice - just limits ya on battery options it has the split in tube at side to assist getting wires all sorted which helps loud sexy little black bitch - very loud especially in cqb buildings/tunnels my first RIF - had to have one and called mine Rihanna

Well I was gonna use the line: noob or pro players..... but think all the real Pro's left when I joined for some odd reason, I have my own effective room clearing technique (send me into a room and it very quickly empties out with me last man standing after boring them to death) thus leaving us arse's on here I was gonna let him find out in time but now the truth has come out thanks to Trigger... To think I was gonna share my AF-UK chrimbo patch with ya - well you are no longer on my christmas or valentine list now

Welcome sir, best all round forum.... young or old fart like moi noob or long experienced players a great balance of help and humour free & unbiased shopping suggestions - not tied to any retail stores welcome to best airsoft forum I know of imho

yup that will do, has a bit more oomph in it than trickle charge 800mah also comes with its psu plug 240v to around 12-18v it is a "B3" type - simple easy to use to get you going The "B6" has more settings, faster charge but more money etc..... but yeah that stuff will get ya going ok

http://www.componentshop.co.uk/7-4v-1300mah-20c-continuous-discharge-lipo-battery-136mm-long.html think that will just about fit in the stock tube - note think !!!! well something like that I think I used in mine at first PLEASE CHECK & MEASURE YOURSELF TO MAKE SURE do not sue me if that battery don't fit, it was a little tight but did go after careful routing of wires chargers - well look at that site cheapy ones from about £10+ for a B3 that slowly charges through the small balance lead to say £25-ish for a Genuine B6 type - this needs a psu to run it unless you buy the B6 ac/dc charger with built in psu

ahh - well suppose you can try and return back via a scenic route then do do some very very real milsim on your way back through Syria Back on topic - lmk the payment details for your " Turkish Skirmish " holiday fund

flying by Ryan Air should be ok but don't use Russian Air as they seem to suffer turbulence flying to Turkey

Oi - if anybody should get a freebie gun pushing/promoting G&G's then I'd like to be on that list but yeah could always contact G&G, you don't ask you don't get as they say they drop some stickers in an envelope and post it - way cheaper way to advertise ps - can you mention about me being an avid fan/collector too (kidding ) jeez some of the youtube review vids even by Airsoft GI seem to crawl right up their ar$es (so that is where JambWow learnt his bull$hit from - FANTASTIC - no its w@nked ya mean)

Cor blimey guv, I know my limits and artistic fine detail crafting is not my forte.... Could do a basic fancy stencil, carefully cutting out with a sharp knife/scalpel then fix & spray for that "army" look, at least if knife slips you only balls up the stencil/ya hand but not case when ready, then fix/mask up - but all the same a bit of a bollock ache time wise might be able to spray a self adhesive sticker with some clear varnish but this would need testing on some paper first as this may smudge/run on normal inkjet inks - dunno but if ok, then spray sticker then fix to case then again you can always enquire about short run printing/screen print/ light fast inks to prevent fading over time but ffs - I'm just going for cheap easy options (as per usual)

print ya own ? sheet of self adhesive paper & wide piece of clear cellotape etc.... going a stage further - adapt/modify it a bit if you like in most paint/dtp software work on a larger bit of artwork then print larger logo at say 50% to sharpen it up a bit at smaller size discover your creative side

not bad but this isn't bad either: http://www.zerooneairsoft.com/product_info.php?cPath=268_318&products_id=4433 plus the new SR range for a bit more trying to resist buying any more guns but if any deals happen in next 24hrs well I may have to find another good hiding place for a new bargain must have gun (plus get my balls sewn back on after mrs duck has finished with me) Edit - argh ffs with a 15% discount on top of that I was getting an excuse ready to tell 'er in doors.... Now all out of stock, jeeez could of got that for £131.75 Say £140 just over, fet + 3 rnd burst etc.... Gonna keep my mouth shut I think Still, at least my balls remain attached - this weekend Good call any bastid who got it cheap

Nee Might need to do 3 games at 1 site to get ukara Then go where ya like but ukara us linked to ya reg site