Sitting Duck

Not really funny but guy is tracking enemy, just as opens fire on auto, into his line of fire comes the head marshal who proceeds to rip the bollox of the poor guy - he was not happy to say the least....... Secretly though inside I was pi$$ing myself but didn't want marshal to notice But then when your mag is empty, you are fully pumped up as enemies are closing in on you, you duck behind cover, slam in another full mag into your M4 jump out coz you are gonna take as many of the bastids with you as possible do: CHECK YOU HAVE THE M4 MAG INSERTED THE RIGHT WAY UP !!!! yup I did wonder wtf I was dry firing with a feckin fresh mag in there - upside down ffs yeah I was calling $HIT $HIT $HIT that time - wot a complete bell-end

wasn't that the Thatcher - the milk snatcher edition ??? soz - feel free to tidy thread as this has gone way way off course let alone off topic and politics and gaming - nah gamers don't care much about politics & boring stuff like that too busy playing and watching pron

What's that then - just like original version - but with less wards & staff due to cutbacks ???

I think to be fair it is part of a secret initiation thing or something..... You can't say you have say you have experience in buying airsoft stuff until you have been shafted by JBBG..... It is a thing called Wisdom - learning by your mistakes/fvck ups hence the term "wise after the event" Wisdom can ONLY be aquired from fvcking up - or watching others fvcking up so don't feel too bad about it - we all have had to learn some Airsoft Wisdom (yeah that is what I'm now calling being scammed by chubby the liar at JBBG)

I've notice they seem to be in blue or green boxes rather than plain cardboard box also on their list, it says gearbox's having bearings n stuff in lower end guns too (unless you get old stock but can't see that happening on sell-out Raider's) For this reason and just getting a few more G&G's - FH Raider CM18 etc..... I think they are the dogz nutz and deffo don't feel cheap & nasty at all SRC could learn from this rather than use plastic gearbox shell with no bushings let alone bearings in there - few shots and the ar$e falls out of alignment ffs if you get a SRC Dragon or BullDog M4A1 - DON'T !!!!!! yet another bad choice from JBBG as for paint removal - most people at site won't give a stuff - is how you conduct yourself when you got have a gun in your hand - how serious you take the safety aspect etc..... not just your little ar$e safety - but more so the safety of all players/marshals at the site I'm sure there are few UKARA bell ends out there so just coz they have defense doesn't ALWAYS mean they conduct themselves properly I guess the same in all areas of life Please don't all light me up ffs - I do try to be serious when required/matters but if you got any airsoft gun in your hand - always use common fvckin sense & safety

buy some gaffa tape from me - bargain £500 for this special airsoft mag tape tape the mags and they won't fall out ya pocket - just like in COD but works (provided the 2nd mag's catch don't open and you lose all bb's on floor - FAIL) so make sure the door shuts with a little click and not open easily or your cool dual mags perk will be you looking like a right berk instead or if you think 2 x 300 or 2 x 450 mags may not last then sir may I suggest: 5,000 rounds no more mags - available in windup or in posey auto wind model please note your motor/gearbox may blow before you finish the mag but if you REALLY want to lay down covering fire for team - the this will do the job indeed you u18 and some of them pig ugly full face masks might be worth considering if 2 piece googles n lower face guard has any big gaps showing marshals may say nope not good enough if too much skin on display. Also I was glad at a cqb site recently, some guy sprinted up all die hard got to side cover/corner and fired at me - great shot but fvck me right at side of my jaw crack it went - could feel the bb at about 7ft through the mask.... fvck me wot is this $hit about aiming for body first ffs - no $hit - on my kids life yeah that ugly mask saved my handsome mush from a pounding that day right on corner of mask/jaw line - can still hear the crack it made - mad fvcker

Not bothered with any real loadout just yet but I never look good in anything really might buy a really really expensive all black ninja mofo loadout then go play midnight skirmishes so nobody can see my expsensive loadout (that would be black jeans & black sweater/hoodie btw but you'd never know) should get some rig n sling perhaps but I will always have that scruffy messed up "just dragged through a hedge backwards" style whatever I wear I guess

Don't take life too seriously, yes at work I gotta do my job properly but we can still have a laugh unless we are under it so to speak - then we have to do what it takes but mostly we still can't cut corners I take work serious - really do my best there coz I'm being paid to be be so good like all of us there BUT I am an old fart, had my fair share of $hit hitting the fan n stuff - lost loved ones and heard some even wose $hit happening to other friends - that kind of puts it all into context when things ain't always going your way or how you would like it to. Myself included often forget how fortunate we are but moan anyway..... Don't be afraid to have a dig at yourself from time to time - you alone are your best critic and know that you have your own faults & imperfections - I don't need a shrink to analyze me back to my childhood - very very longtime ago, and blame my upbringing/parents/family enviroment wasn't loved as a child n crap I know I got problems (apart from babbling way too much), I got problems ffs - that is why they are called: MY PROBLEMS so I just get on with it like we all have to do in the end.... Humour or me always going off-topic - well often you may as well try to have a laugh whilst we ride through the world - getting stressed just don't work, but there is a balance like I explained and a time to mess about If you wanna pi$$ your boss/teachers off a lot after they just had a go at you - SMILE - jeez that really pi$$es them off - but be careful you don't get slapped in process. Hopefully we remember the moments that make us laugh a bit more than ones that make us cry Sorry for derailing thread - once again, but too many people take life way way way too seriously yup I am a grumpy bastid too at times, but I come on forums to chill, and maybe learn/share some stuff I don't come on here to have goes at people or have to defend myself - can't be ar$ed with rowing and online ego crap - but I do bite back if caught on wrong day like us all I suppose soz once again - fanx to all members on here who put up with me & my lame ar$e stupid ways if I annoy anyone - soz but pm me & I reduce the crap I post peace

I'd like to own a Polarstar for a short while to see what the fuss is all about.... Then knock up some crude DIY system of my own fitted to JBBG for a laugh Yup I reckon it should take too much to knock up and rip piston/spring out keep most of old gearbox - tappet plate etc for loading bb's - delay added Already spoke to a guy who makes pcb's n stuff I buy from, what is required is a basic adjustable pattern controller to controller the burst and rate of fire all in milliseconds - probably could knock a crude one up using a picaxe chip and use npn mosfets like I've done in past to activate solenoid valves.... Mac Solenoid valves like used in some paintball gun upgrades heck even rip a paintball gun apart and convert - not rocket science But - to me it isn't real airsoft with the marvelous bit of engineering like in the regular gearbox's n stuff creating the force to propel the bb, All those gears/springs that just miss each other - an amazing invention ok not nuclear fusion but clever stuff all the same Polarstar on reg skirmish - nah be like going out on a football pitch for a little kick about and finding out German World Cup team is your opponents ffs I like it the way it is - I struggle to stay alive atm let alone get raped by other team running with bling'd out Polarstar's - avoid Edgware Road Skirmishing then

wot - whole ris or ris covers ??? bummer to strip off - ahem dodgy ground painting but if I was paying for 2 tone I want to know exactly what is sprayed or I will go to somebody else where I might be told/discuss what gets painted etc..... eg: ooh sir that is only 49.5% orange/green/blue - yeah well paint the friggin flash hider you leave the receivers alone, paint the sights as well if ya want well I don't know about that sir you having a laugh what you charging me £10, £15, £20 to blow over just a bit of plastic - ok no worries I will maybe go elsewhere or buy another gun from somwhere else instead well it is a lot of messing about.... well move over m8 I'll bloomin' remove them if you can't, you plonk on table, spish spish n refit when dry - not advance nasa rocket science is it ??? all down to if they really want money/business really - yes easier all round to get UKARA but then the retailer has to decide if they want to go extra mile for customer service or allow somebody else to gain that sale - and perhaps repeat business from new player no biggie but like I said different places will paint different areas to get near 51% some peoples 51% is different to others but even if whole ris is sprayed you could just remove and ahem customise it - buyers risk btw

not gonna bother getting into a row about this but could find lots of guns with 2 tone ris covers but black black ris my src is one example - remove ris covers = black front end orange pistol grip and crane stock etc... truth is we will never know unless somebody allready bought a CM18 in 2-tone unless you ask and to be fair not all places will paint same stuff it is down to their peception and decision in the end but I did say enquire/ring/txt/message/email etc.....

think the orange tip makes it look more masculine - lol

well think about this: and this is one I have btw: http://www.zerooneairsoft.com/product_info.php?products_id=9133 CM18 - they paint all brown stuff green eg: on mine they could paint brown ris covers, crane stock, pistol grip and mag if they like now remove ris covers, you not gonna really use or worry about mag as it is 120rnd so hi-cap replace painted crane with stubby fixed so no messing with nunchuck/stick batteries pistol grip - well you can replace if you wish but you won't see that much green on it anyway pure speculation that they 2-tone this way but could email them about it different looking gun - easy to change when UKARA'd without painting drop down dust cover to adjust hop-up and the sights - hmmm not sure they might paint them and you could strip back - but nice gun for £150ish - bit different to Raider/Carbine but then up to buyer what they get in the end. Mine is going on her first outing tommorow but don't care what others might think about it I like it and bought it elsewhere cheaper than zero one if owner likes it then forget what others may think is what I always say

If you like the look but are gonna get it 2-toned or stuff then consider a CM18 MOD1 then - black/brown or brown/black then ??? http://www.zerooneairsoft.com/advanced_search_result.php?x=0&y=0&keywords=cm18

It is very difficult to say and like Baz JJ said about people owning one or other until you have owned or used for a while - not just fired a few shots from both it will be difficult to say plus other factors like getting the odd lemon here n there whilst everybody else's is perfect As far as I know G&P don't do such an extensive range off the shelf and certainly not at the low end like G&G do for their CM budget range - so unless people have owned or are really comparing say Top Tech or the middle G&G range of guns against G&P it is a tad unfair to say this or that is better I mean £100 G&G is not or should not be built to same spec as their £250+ line of guns yes I know it is obvious but think that should be remembered as G&P are step up from say cheapo Raider/Carbine - like a lower end 1.1L car to the 1.4GTX version of same car ffs G&P from I have seen have some nice looking stuff on them, attention to detail like that would to me and what the fvck do I know, but I would like to think: that much detail also goes inside to make a higher quality gun than my cheapo G&G Better had or I'd want my money back - I would be considering G&P a bit more if I already had G&G Yeah could look at Top Tech G&G but I would probably like to try another good make to compare etc...

Suppose if my £1,000 gun goes tits up on me then I would have to switch to my £750 pistol then jeez - can never see me spending much more than half that on just one gun myself unless I win lottery - maybe PolarStar but I'll bet some Arab Prince kid has a 20k bling'd out mofo gun as well as his own SWAT team of bodygaurds with REAL firearms on them follwing him around (yeah not wise to light that kid up if he ain't taking his hits me thinks) soz to derail thread & pi$$ off anybody

There are horror stories from all places but think I/many others have been mugged more by JBBG. do reckon OnlyBBGuns are still "slightly" better than JBBG but like all places you gotta stay on top of them and certainly watch what you buy.... Even had a bad experience from LWA - but then I buy too much I guess so I will get more hassle I guess

realistically looking at figures it is only the fire rate that is the odd factor life = constant 9.6v varies but odd reason possible 200 shots per min difference 3 or 3.5 a sec more perhaps - hmmmmm think check again in a few weeks coz looks like run in and all that to me will maybe produce less qwirky results or FUCTIFNO

The answer is: FUCTIFINO Now - what's the question again ???? really couldn't tell you a 101% logical answer just more possible stabs at guess-work might be run in so to speak - life being more consistent volt/amps, the 9.6v subject to more variation in more cells - 8 x 1.2v as oppossed to 3 x 3.3v FUCTIFINO - is the only real answer I guess in this case

It has all been done before - so much been there seen it done that etc.... all games are "like so&so but set in future/60's".... Very very few fresh new ideas and coz of that you will always get people saying its brill/crap coz everone likes/hates different things - like marmite if you are new to gaming any game can seem like the dogs nutz, but after a "number" of years it dawns on ya there isn't a lot of hope for anything new to totally wow you so much - most stuff is same old same old just with better higher res graphics really - but if they didn't pump out more new crap then it would get boring playing 3 or 4 yr old games all time and more to point they wouldn't making more money on repackaged crap every year...... COD FIFA etc... but in effect same $hit different day/year for all gaming mugs out there

both guns been used and "run in" so to speak really odd stuff why so much unexplained variation though

They are not quite Asda/Tesco's and to be fair you are lucky they have matched or slightly reduced price they like numerous places including the 3 or 4 major supermarket wars will always have stuff low/higher than others Sometimes if you go into a place face to face - and be a real pain rather than a virtual online customer the place has to ring/check the other place AND HAS IT STOCK is a common sense rule of thumb too. I still not heard back from OnlyBBGuns - they price match - they did contact me via email 4 days ago and asked a bit more info but not got anything back since about price match and crap

is weird but my first guess is gonna be down to the motor/type in each gun also does any have a mosfet in them that "may" or may not stabilise any voltage or maybe different spring in each setup - one motor/battery maydemand more torque and the 9.6v varies drastically when coming off charge - often will be perhaps near 11v the LiFe I found not so high but very soon settles to 9.9v and stays there feck knows - I just pull the trigger main factor which one will run out of charge first and leave ya in the $hit out on field I guess will check though when there is an Open University module on BBC2 @ 3:45am one morning about advanced electro mechanical physics in airsoft engineering and the guy in a terrible shirt & tie coz programme was made in 1972

normal iron sights work fine if they are zero'd and set correctly if your local cqb allows then plonk a laser underneath or side of rails but many sites are not so keen as there is no way to measure the intensity and most would allow red not green lasers good for hip fire, but they see you coming up stairs/corridor bit like torches in tunnel skirmish - but htf do ya find ya way sometimes seriously - a good set of stock sights is fine for most setup's/sites no point having a shut the hell up scope if badly set or you can't shoot straight and if you can see the enemy in your sights - don't mean you can hit them if out of range or badly setup - yeah go for nice scope if ya gun is really sweetly tuned or you doing DMR but c'mon - you probably shooting at like 100ft to 150ft at enemy if you can't get your aiming correctly on iron's at that range then you best get contacts