So today, I went to my local airsoft shop to see if they have any new stock. Nope, none.
So a big lad comes in and goes "That shotgun I bought off you was AWESOMEZ for getting those magpies off our roofs, but then it broke, can I hav a looky an' buy another one?"
So he looks at a sh*tty double eagle m41 spring g36c and I go "wtf is that guy doing...?" Then he says, "May I look inside the box?" The guys says yes, opens the box and attempts to assemble the gun but was a massive failure because he was shoving the handguard in upside down and I was like "ahahaha wtf, this guy knows nothing about airsoft" and it's kinda true, he kept going on about how much fps it might have. Then I chipped in and said, "it's around 230, and you put the handguard around this way".
I showed the guy how to assemble a sh*t gun and he said "Wow, this guy knows his stuff!" heartily, then the big guy said how he was looking at getting some "PRO" gun from a website that was over £100 for some backyard shooting. Then I asked what website it was, he said "I dunno, but it had BBgun in it's name" I said, "is it JUSTbbguns?"
"Aye mate! It is!"
Then I said, "Nonono, anything with BB in it's name, don't trust it, they sell terrible guns and tend to over price them"
"Oh, ok, that's true I guess, well I looked at another website called airsoftworld, any good?
"Yeh! That's a half decent website that you could buy from, aye."
So then, he shoved away the double eagle g36c and decided to look at the other guns, unfortunately, the shop didn't much stock at the moment apart from sh*tty double eagle m83's and g36c, but suddenly, I saw a double eagle (yes, double eagle) tri shot shotgun. So I told him, "This is a half decent gun for back yard shooting, shoots 3 bbs at a time, triple the fun!"
And he was like "Aw sweet mate! Now that's a proper airsoft shotgun!" The good thing is, it was priced at about £35 which is cheaper than alot of websites that sell this.
So the chat went on for another half an hour and talked about airsoft and what to do and what not and it was fun.
After that, he packed his stuff, bought the gun and took it home and i'm proud; I saved a guy from falling into the evil, dick ripping wrath of jambwow.