AK47frizzle

Yes, you would love to be hit by a pink, greasy dildo which will bend much further than 30 degrees. I wonder what the reactions of other people would be.... "AWWWWWWWW SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"

Ffs, Bf3 is pathetic. I was almost about unlock the m416 (1000 exp away) when all of a sudden it just rolled my xp bar all the back to 6000 / 11000. Bullshit. and it even rolled back my level.

I don't have a credit card and no one will buy one for me online, so i'll have to buy a physical copy

I have 6 GB ram lol, and yeh, it's defo playable on my laptop and with low settings (with texture on medium and some fine tweaking), I can probs play with at least 40+ fps which is playable. Also, what are some good laptop cooling pads? Loads of brands but some might be crap Imma buy bf4 on saturday at GAME or some place.

Hang, on, Bf4 just received a net code patch and apparently it's much better now.... BF4 IS ON IT'S WAY!

nah, you'll hurt someone, you can use a rubber ducky to troll someone or better yet: If you can use anything as a melee weapon, use a dildo.

You should get one of those 8 inch tanaka's, fit a sniper rifle scope on it and you've got a pocket sniper rifle!

Nonononoonononononono! TM revolvers are not the only ones out there! Plasticy revolvers are horrible. Tanaka make revolvers that hold 12 bbs in the cylinder and it's quite amazing how it works: Load the bbs into one of the chambers, spin it and it will load all 6 chambers, fire 6 shots, spin the cylinder and it will load another 6, fire away. Holds half as much but it's a tanaka, you can brag about it. less pew pew but more awesomeness

Wait, so BF4 requires a lot more processing power then bf3? I am thinking of sacking bf3 anf getting bf4 because the servers are getting limited and even when I do try to join, 70% of servers will have a massive queue, so I don't actually get to play for like half an hour when I start. Since BF4 is the newer game, there should be more servers with spaces that I could play on, bf3 just seems restricted at the moment. Here are my laptop specs: AMD A10 5757m , radeon 8570m and radeon 8650g apu. Apparently on youtube, people have been playing bf4 on this specific laptop just fine, and if it's true (need confirmation) then I might as well get bf4.

Not everyone likes the sound of gears grinding for a while before a shot is actually fired... people want instant response. Plus the sound and image of many BBs going into one direction is intimidating on the receiving end.

For the better or worse? If i can do well in bf3, i might as well get bf4 or when another version comes out.

just tweaked some setting and did fine tuning on my laptop and now I get 50-60 fps on all low settings, then I turned on some anisotropic filters a little bit and now it's less pixelated and I can spot enemies a bit easier, and that give me about 40-ish FPS with is acceptable. Still need a cooling mat though. Anyways, Ed, what rank do you unlock the as val? replayed the mission and I absolutely love it.

You want a laser, 13:1 gears, high torque motor, 29.6v lipo battery, metal piston, metal stuff, more metal stuff, 6.03mm diameter psg1 length barrel, jbbg silicon grease, Guarder sp170 srping and metal BBs for ultimate torture

Why is green a particular colour not to use?

I've watched quite a few vids so far and i've heard that you can use the sun's rays to distract enemies. Then a lot of it was the usual; use cover tactically, never chase enemies. All of which I know very well and do but since I didn't know that maps, I was left wondering where to go and when i do find cover, it's usually where an enemy spawns... so i gotta learn the spawn mechanics... but I do like Caspian Border for now. But it's funny how there are so many mindless noobs running about doing nothing and it's annoying when there is a high levelled person on the other team in a jet or heli; they are almost impossible to take down when my team cannot do anything about it. It seems like i'm the only sane one on my team because it's usually only me who is firing a smaw or rpg at them. But when there are some mid levelled players in the game, sh*t actually gets done because they actually ptfo. I think i'll practise a bit more on campaign mode with the gun's recoil mechanics and reading symthics stats, but so far, I really love the AS VAL from playing that mission as Dima. Anyway... how long did it take you Ed, to get decent at the game?

Just thought i'd bump this thread as i just got this. Had to turn everything down to low to play it and the amount of heat my laptop produces in incredible; I could use it as an alternative fire source to fry my eggs. I need to get a cooling mat very soon or BF3 will melt my processor. Anyway, I started playing on campaign to get used to the mechanics. It's unlike any other shooter i've played before; I have never in my life had to move my mouse so incredibly hard just to compensate for recoil. Then comes the graphics; I can't see a bloody person from far away because the view is all pixelated and deformed. Campaign was alright and when I learnt to use a tank, I decided to go to multiplayer. Needless to say, there is no teamwork and everyone camps in corners; I couldn't move anywhere without some prone camper busting my ass on every corner. It also seems like I need to put an endless amount of bullet in someone to kill them. It's incredibly annoying and even looking at symthic, an assault rifle shouldn't use any more than 6 bullet to kill someone but somehow I need to use an entire mag even though I burst fire or single shot. This lead to a measly KDR of 1.13 where in other games, I get at least 2.5 or much, much higher. Well, I guess it's because i've only played it for 2 days so far and only sort of half learnt one map. Hoping to bump up that KDR to at least 2. Might buy BF4 eventually.

Space Invaders. Was epic as hell when I was a child.

That looks nasty... mesh goggles perhaps?

just.... put the battery in the buffer tube and wire it up....

Airsoft Edinburgh do private skirmishes at set prices for set times. They are extremely expensive though, for 1 hour, it's like £15 per head which isn't that long. It goes up to around £80 per head i think for like 6 hours maybe. Honestly, just play a regular game and have walkie talkies amongst your friends.

Definitely worth a listen: The guy singing at the start make the words sound.... very weird but it gets much better afterwards.